mouldy_uk

We’ve had an absolutely brutal group of CL regulars so no shame going out. I’m happy to not be in Europe if I’m honest, but it does mean no more excuses regarding our league form (injuries aside)

Surely he can’t be worse than Duds

Seems to have shorter arms than Pickford

Game over

Dorty goal

£50 a week, some extra time on his PS5 and a bag of pick n mix should do it

Bring out the Karius!

1-0 win, Dortmund not to turn up and screw us over

I like the guy, but without his running / energy he’s almost pointless as he can’t pass, cross and his shooting is erratic at best. Hopefully next season he can be an impact sub which would suit him perfectly.

This place after a heavy defeat does make you question the very fabric of reality. We all know it was super shite, but does anyone think it would have been the same with a near full squad.

He’s going to get a hattrick isn’t he

Give Karius a chance, can’t be any worse

Fuck off

Miggy needs to be out out his misery

They’ve massively taken their foot off the gas, need to take advantage

Next goal is massive (cliche)

Miggy has been absolute dollop

Come on Newcastle

Christmas schedule is going to be brutal unless we get a number of players back

Hall, Longstaff and Wilson on for Trippier, Joelinton and Isak. Probably won’t win, but might give some key players a rest

So bad we are making Richarlison look decent

Switch Livra and Trippier (or bring him off)