mouldy_uk

Worst bench in the top half?

It’s called our bench

Can’t wait to see what injuries this game brings Expecting… Sprained eyebrow - 6 weeks Pulled chin muscle - 3 months Hyperextended earlobe - 5 weeks

Need to protect him at all costs

If he goes, then I hope we screw Man U hard for compensation and that he fails miserably

If he has two working legs, then we should be recalling him now

So basically he’s got a broken tit? Thanks for the service Callum, but I’ll be very disappointed if he’s at the club next season (unless it’s as a third choice striker with a very strong backup for Isak)

Would love to see Karius get a chance, but there aren’t really any dead rubbers that we can risk him in

God I hate Moan U (even more than I hate Villa) Them being shite is one of the best things about football these days, so don’t want to see that reversed

Forgot Targett even existed, what a poor signing (in hindsight)

Can’t believe they’ve spent a billion and have a pensioner at the back and no centre forward

Honestly can’t believe they are above us in the league (for now)

Chelsea

I don’t know what you mean

West Ham have an injured Areola

Absolutely, he kept when Trippier was dropping stinkers

WIN THIS NOW!!

I much prefer at least five keepers just to be on the safe side