Fugazi

HE'S SO WACKY

That hanging camera thing is bollocks.

Hey-ho...

Shearer would have had the ball and the keeper in the back of the net there.

What accent is Paul Whitehouse actually attempting in that advert?

To take 6 points off us

One of these two in the Prem next season.

Shit dive

Creased

He is, was shown before.

Baloon bantz

It's aaaalways sunny for the Championship playoff final like.

Smooth as fuck.

Is he not between homes at the moment? Renting in Darras Hall before while one in Jesmond is being renovated? That's certainly my understanding. There is work currently being done on his house in Jesmond, scaffolding in place,

Gerrin Bob, you 'boro bastard.

Woolsington Airport be trollin'.

"Basically, can I have a condensed Pink Floyd concert for £500?"

Apparently the band in question is Muse, shame it actually wasn't on fire then.

soz like

Just saw that it's to do with some band that's playing there, and not a fire.

Wew

Pfft, QPR's last week was better.

Odds on McCunt going to the mackems? Seems like just their kind of transfer. Ugh, imagine. Think he'll do better than them though.

Gan on Simeone you mad cunt.