Fugazi

I've got nothing against Norwich, but it is a more preferable away day than Cardiff.

What's her arse like ? She's got nee curves.

Yerp, fell on her arse before.

I'm sure after the first leg he said if Real score first in the Nou Camp then Barca would destroy them.

That kid was clean shaven, apart from that stupid fucking beard underneath his chin. Looked daft...

He just seems so dopey, likeable chap though.

Was funny when he was winding up the fans before taking corners.

Fancy a trip to Yorkshire like.

Just seen Baines' pen, absolutely unsaveable. Superb hit.

Commentator saying it's a lifeline for Madrid.

Pinto is a clown.

Does a mis-control count as an assist?

Fuck off Phil Thompson, the red had no fucking choice but to book Cohen. I'm sure the fact his dad played for Liverpool had nowt to do with it...

I've seen Messi get plenty of assists off corners, he doesn't really attempt crosses in open play but how of Barca's attacking players do? (bar Xavi). As has been said, some of his passes for assists are superb, I wouldn't say he's one-dimensional at all.

Interesting

Although to score so many is such a feat, I can't help to think that Barca and Real dominate that league so much that the amount scored isn't as impressive when you look further into it. Barca and Real lead 3rd place by 17+ points and Real beat 3rd place Valencia 6-3 away from home. It's not 52 only in Spain is it? Pretty sure it includes CL goals which is 11 (?) for him this season? Aye

He now has 10 goals against Real.

c***...and that's before the rest. His lack of respect for the officials tonight was disgutsing If we had a player sent off for a similar challenge, I'd expect Pardew to have a go at the officials tbh. Give over, man. Challenges like Pepe's tonight can ruin knees and subsequently careers. What? Yes Pepe raised his foot but there was hardly any contact coz he turned at the last second and if anything it was his back that bumped into Alves. Of course just the way Pinto clutched his face when he ran into Pepe, Alves clutched his knees as if it was already broken. Yes Madrid players like De Maria and Marcelo are divers too but they don't go to the extent of trying to get opponents sent off. Just see how many players have been sent off against Barcelona and how many against Madrid. The number speak for themselves. Regardless of their sometimes brilliant football, the way Barcelona players time and time again crowded the ref trying to get a player off is an embarassment to football. You must have missed Marcelo v Spurs then, when Crouch was sent off.

Ozil's eyes being on the side of his head can't help, though they may give him a panoramic view of the pitch.

Xavi's first touch is always sublime.

Reading last season was canny like, even met Sir John Mad and his photographer.

Autocorrect is an absolute bastard.

Ronaldo: "Messi played very good but it's easier against ten. Bitter Ronnie.

Jesus. That's at least a booking mind, if i'm being overly harsh.

How many times has Jose had a man sent off against Barca?