KaKa

That girl knows her stuff. That last bit about money upfront is what we do.

Remember us chasing this guy really hard last time. Carr must really like him.

Quite a bit of loot for him is £12 million.

What have the Ghanaians done to deserve this thread title?

Anyone know our record with and without him?

 

Yes, it's crap.

That will be the second left back Pardew would have bought since joining Palace.

Then again he might looking to play him in midfield, because the data said so.

He is a mad man.

Pardew's Essien project ruined the boy's life.

Palace seem to be very quiet. Hopefully Pardew is pissing them all off behind the scenes, by not co-operating with the scouts, and trying to sign garbage.

Instead of mocking me, you guys should offer encouragement and support.

 

 

 

I don't understand why you don't receive support Kaka mate. But trust me, your day will come. One day all decent looking guys will be unavailable and the desperate girls will make sure that your time will come.

Amen! God bless you brother.

Hmmm ... McClaren actually seems to have a clue.

Instead of mocking me, you guys should offer encouragement and support.

How tall is he then?

This is a mess man 

To be fair I haven't tasted female flesh in a while, yes.

It's just guesswork man, you'll notice the correct ones and not the one's that are wrong.

Your judgement has really suffered of late, and doesn't seem to be improving.

That girl has nailed a ton of them. She's no joke. Definitely has some contacts. She's been persistent about Bas Dost too.

Yesterday she said they had started asking for more money, after saying it would be done by Friday last week, and I thought it might be a cop out.

But then the Wolfsburg guy comes out today with those quotes, and it is the kind of thing they'd say if they were trying to apply pressure.

Can we please sign some players now?

I have done well to keep my emotions in check so far this summer, but I'm really being pushed to my limits now.

Lee Ryder is mental man.

Anyway this chatter from Wolfsburg is interesting.

Yesterday that Amy girl tweeted that they had moved the goalposts with the deal near to completion, and started asking for more money.

The signings keep coming for Swansea ... Kristoffer Nordfeldt.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/story/2501953/bas-dost-should-snub-newcastle-transfer-wolfsburg-coach

It's all good news in these parts!

Yup, precisely.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/joel-matip-not-interested-in-move-to-newcastle-united-reports-1-7322570

So basically the club wants more money.

Can't believe people think Wijnaldum wouldn't join us. Why?

He's been stuck at PSV all these years, and no one has taken a chance on him.

He would come IMO.

The hilarity will really ensue once this actually comes to fruition. Then we can all truly let our hair down and laugh out loud.

There is no way Wijnaldum would move to either Sunderland or us.

If we paid the money, he would join us no question.

Krul, Siem De Jong, Janmaat and Anita are here man. Dutch bonanza.

If the shorts and socks are the blue that you find on the sleeve it could be quite funky in a good way.