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10 goals a season makes you worth £30 million?! Screw that .

He's the chosen one this summer. The saga of the window.

I can hear Jim White shrieking on the last day of the window already "Where will Charlie Austin end up?".

Ah, whatever. There are other women I suppose.

Will just have to find another to utter sweet nothings into my ear.

They do say opposite's attract.

It's what I'm banking on.

Enough crying for Yohan. He appears to be an idiot.

She's always right. Such an admirable quality.

It's always the quiet ones.

Yeah, everyone join the party. Have a good old time at my expense.

To be fair she has said much worse to me. But I'll be okay I think. Hopefully.

And is that really worthy of more funds for lads holidays, vacuous chicks and gaudy vehicles? No, not at all.

Van Ginkel is the one I feel we will sign first.

When did James Beattie become a first team coach at Swansea? 

Anyway ... he says they're transfer work is pretty much done.

What an utter calamity we are as a club.

Yeah, he's good but it just seems a bit hasty. Why not see how the pre-season plays out, as he might not beat out Haidara for the starting spot. Looks like it's being handed to him right off the bat.

I could have sworn he got a new contract just prior to last season, no?

Has this guy really earned a pay rise? Really?

She's rejected me in a rather brutal fashion. I'm heartbroken.

Oh well ... life was awful anyway. Might as well pile more tragedy on.

Cech will also get those defenders playing better, because he actually talks to his defenders, and has a go at them if they aren't up to par.

Sczesny just looked like a little kid back there. Ospina didn't really have that authority either. Not sure what his English was like.

Cech comes in commanding huge respect right off the bat.

It's an amazing signing. People must accept this.

I've discreetly asked for her hand in marriage. Awaiting her response.

Not one new signing in by the start of pre-season.

Real statement of intent. Pack of dullards.

She also said Dost was about the fee, and their sporting director's latest quotes seem to be in line with that.

She's perfect.

Cabella's got more ability in his Brylcreem than Colback will ever have.

He has already said that if they're good enough then they are old enough. First interview he mentioned that, and so we'll see.

Really is irritating when people wear crazy numbers like that.