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Ouch ... would have been really nice for them 

Konoplyanka to Spurs

Now that is an absolutely brilliant signing for them.

Exactly what they need too, some pace and directness on the wing. 

Paulinho going to China for £15m. What a way to waste a career man.

The guy has lost his mind surely 

Very depressing. No need for that kind of suicidal move at all. Go to Italy man.

She's brilliant isn't she.

Lee Charnley proving to be very adept at this whole thing. Why is this moron antagonising people with bids they don't wish to receive?!

It does beg the question - what the f*** does he want to come here for?

 

He's 28 years old, and has the chance to get involved with a manager that is vastly experienced who has been at Man U and also national manager. Not to mention that it will be at Newcastle, which is a pretty damned good club, despite what MA is doing.

Great gig for him to continue to learn and grow. In 8 years time he can smoothly take over from McClaren. Having already delivered multiple trophies alongside him. You heard it here first.

Just having a decent staff will already improve us ten fold. Really excited about it tbh.

Excited about this. Nice to have a young guy who is fresh into things on the staff. Will relate to the players a lot more too, and bridge the gap nicely.

Cathro is just some young kid who's been on hols in Spain the last few years. Clearly gone with the cheap option. Guess who wins again. Forever Bad Is Everything.

Do these women do anything other than shop?! The hell is this nonsense. Find a woman with a bit more integrity. He's clearly a stupid man.

Never mind actual signings, we haven't even got hopeful targets to get excited about. One thread about Charlie Austin who's wife can't bear the thought of shopping in the metrocentre.

If he doesn't have kids he should be looking at divorce. Silly woman.

VI always with a nice word of encouragement ... Barca out!

It's tragic 

The board is completely dead man. This is an outrage 

We're not making any signings. I am irritable and bored.

Life sucks.

Rubbish. She had the price down and everything. Don't be jealous of a woman, it's not manly.

@TimesSport  5m5 minutes ago

Southampton have accepted improved offer from Liverpool for @Nathaniel_Clyne, worth up to £12.5m

Amy called this about two weeks ago.

Chick is legit yo. Deal with it.

Oh don't be so childish and silly. Appreciate that woman for her fantastic inside knowledge of the transfer goings on.

Dude is trying to ruin your season and career as a manager 

Veltman's one of my FIFA legends as well, works a treat with Zuma at CB.

Could you try him with Williamson please?

Hey, maybe they want to get more direct wide players in.

I personally think Cabella is better off the front man, but De Jong is likely going to be holding down that spot so ...

Who knows man.

Eat shit scum bag!

So angry about the Cabella thing. Pardew and Carver man, honestly words fail me.

Still the damage lingers even though they've left.

Maybe the guy is too far gone now, and just can't fathom any manager that is English not being like those two con artists.

Cabella looking to bounce already?! 

What a complete and utter shambles.

So Southgate played 4-3-3 throughout qualifying with great success, but then shows up here and starts playing a completely different system, and leaving out the likes of Hughes and Ward-Prowse.

 

Had no idea he'd do that tbf. Awful stuff.

They played 4-3-3 the first game and looked s***. Don't know why the f*** JWP was dropped though

But they looked great with it most of qualifying.

What he should have done was drop Chalobah who struggled from the outset, and also that horrific defender Moore.

Instead he left them both in and changed the whole system to make things even tougher for everyone.

So Southgate played 4-3-3 throughout qualifying with great success, but then shows up here and starts playing a completely different system, and leaving out the likes of Hughes and Ward-Prowse.

Had no idea he'd do that tbf. Awful stuff.