KaKa

Stoke dropping £12 million like it's nothing.

Actually a bargain for Shaqiri considering his age, and talent.

So annoyed by this. We are horrible.

Shaqiri is still just 23?!

For goodness sake. Pull your finger out you scumbags.

Stoke agreeing a fee with Shaquiri? Whats the deal with Inter selling already? Would be so depressing seeing a perfect option for us going there without even a sidewards glance from Charnley & co

This life man! Really getting furious now. I just won't put up with this for much longer. Really can't keep up this pretence I'm fine with it all for much longer. I'm going to go loco!

Ah, just remembered this chap is back in the fold! Fantastic. Really cheered me up for a brief moment that.

Spending that Jackson Martinez money already. Love it.

Wonder when we'll spend the Carroll money.

What a bunch of morons man 

Charnley really has to go he is completely useless.

Eto'o man. What a pig 

Morgan is sick.

Japan are nice man. Think they'll mess England up on Thursday.

Great finish. These girls are nice man.

Turning me on. I really need a woman so bad.

Having read that write up, we will never sign this player.

Wish we would just leave him and his family alone, and pursue others that are more willing to ruin their lives with us.

Not looking good man. When you miss two chances like that it doesn't tend to end well.

This chick's name is Angerer. That's not attractive. 

No question. They are giving Rapinoe the treatment and the ref is cool with it 

Damn! These girls can ball man. Really admire them.

Chicharito to MLS man?! That's some horse dung right there.

Wish we'd go for him, but we're goign for no one so it's a foolish desire really.

This Amy lass will pop up on Channel 5 soon.  A half hour documentary called "How Stupid Are Football Fans?"

 

Clips of her and "her" made up company EDS. I have no idea what that stands for, but I bet the E is 'elite' (if it even means anything). Proper generic term for this kind of s***.

 

'This show will showcase the way she got 12,000 followers in a week.  Featuring uncut scenes, showing how when interest was waning, her manager tells her to post something controversial! "I'll get naked in Zoo magazine if x doesnt sign for x" What followed was another 4,000 followers in 2 hours!'

A documentary featuring KaKa as a victim. It would be strange seeing a Nigerian on the other side of the scam

Guarantee you it was over arguments to do with signing players.

Cabaye puts hanging out with Debuchy above everything. Let's not pretend this is about anything other than that.

Latest rumour is Monaco's Lucas Ocampos who was at Marseille last season.

So 20 goals in two consecutive seasons makes you £30 million.

I could see that I suppose.

Really should have persevered with college.

Good player Santon. Does a mean Phil Neville impersonation too.