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Well, well, well ... everyone managing to get wins against teams they can't compete with huh.

We are rock bottom of the table again. Considering the piss poor efforts of our fans yesterday, it's probably what they deserve.

What a joke man.

I mean ... wow. That's all it took to start hurling racist abuse?

Men nowadays are so damned sensitive and bitchy. So effeminate. Tragic stuff.

We're the worst team in this league. I despise Pardew.

Cisse has been so damaging to our club.  His run in 2012 got us to 5th, which has given Pardew some diplomatic immunity.

His poor form the following season helped to get us nearly relegated.

He bails Pardew out with two goals against Hull after not scoring for thousands of minutes.

He truly is the Devil.

I'll never forgive him.

Welbeck 

Steve Bruce: "I hope he sees it through ... there's not many of us left, English ones."

I am working in conjunction with the Nigerian consortium previously linked with a takeover. They have now accrued the necessary papers to pass the fit and proper test. We are just having some problems finding storage points for the millions we will be using to buy the club. Please forward your bank details so we can store some of the monies with you temporarily, to help facilitate the venture.

 

Are you also involved in the Nigerian space program at all?

No comment.

I am working in conjunction with the Nigerian consortium previously linked with a takeover. They have now accrued the necessary papers to pass the fit and proper test. We are just having some problems finding storage points for the millions we will be using to buy the club. Please forward your bank details so we can store some of the monies with you temporarily, to help facilitate the venture.

I actually found out who is behind it and its very suprising.

Promised I would not say anything so I know its no help to you.

 

Also I would not want to f*** everything up for them by saying who it is.

 

It's alright Slim ... fine to go ahead and tell them now. It's about time I got the adulation I deserve on here.

That should be the goal this weekend. Force him to remain in the locker room at half time.

Says even a point against Southampton would have meant a good start to the season, as we've had some tough games!

Too tired and disgusted to paste the article. Good night.

Strange how the club haven't said anything today. Even just a tweet or short statement to say we are thinking of him.

 

Read on Twitter people saying they're obviously waiting for a bigger gesture etc....that's bollocks

 

Incredibly distasteful and crude. Have a word with yourself.

 

Oh shut up man I wasn't making a joke, just a poor choice of word in the circumstances.

 

I lost one of my testicles 10 years ago so believe me I don't find any of this funny

So sorry, only just seen this! Thought it would be obvious I was just joking.

I had already seen Wullie's response after all! 

This Wraith guy is weak. Classic cock block.

Doumbia  :lol: :lol:

So much respect for these guys man 

The sound of that thing printing actually gave me thrills.

Strange how the club haven't said anything today. Even just a tweet or short statement to say we are thinking of him.

 

Read on Twitter people saying they're obviously waiting for a bigger gesture etc....that's bollocks

Incredibly distasteful and crude. Have a word with yourself.

Please Please Please. No Ashley out banners and songs. The whole anti movement should be focused on Pardew.

 

 

 

Yeah, let's keep MA sweet until the deed is done, and then we can deal with him after, should he hire someone ridiculous.

Heartbreaking! Hope Jonas makes a full recovery.God be with you Jonas!

Man, this is impressive stuff. Sat here at work smiling to myself like a loon 

 

Between, the Bailey tweets, the Ben Arfa sackpardew.com clause, and that sports direct sackpardew.com banner I'm absolutely giddy!

 

What's this?

Rumours Ben Arfa can invoke a clause to return to Newcastle in January if Pardew is gone. Started by a French guy that says he heard this on Canal + in France yesterday, from Ben Arfa's agent.

Falcao - Ronaldo swap deal. Job done.

 

He's on loan, Brains.

I think it's only a loan on paper for financial reasons but it'll be a transfer at the end of the year. Not completely sure but that's what I've read.

And of course you'd be correct!

Unlucky Ron 

 

I wonder if the club shop's interested in selling "sackpardew.com banners?

 

I said to slim, Ashley would sell the sack pardew stuff, he's ruthless

 

Ashley is probably behind sackpardew.com!

I think you nailed it! All a plot to avoid paying compensation!

Will score 20 this season once Colo becomes manager.

Falcao - Ronaldo swap deal. Job done.

Man, this is impressive stuff. Sat here at work smiling to myself like a loon 

Between, the Bailey tweets, the Ben Arfa sackpardew.com clause, and that sports direct sackpardew.com banner I'm absolutely giddy!

No way! Benny pulled a sack Pardew and I'm back clause?!What an evil genius 

So much