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Man, I wish I could be up in Newcastle this weekend. The fans need to step up big time, and not even wait for Hull to score or anything. Have to be on the managers back from the outset, otherwise we'll never get rid of this guy.

Really, really down about this whole thing now. Why is he still here? I can't bear another game with him in charge. Bruce better give him the battering of his life this weekend.

Could you imagine if we somehow get a result. I don't think I'd be able to watch another football match this season. The 4-0 loss to Southampton should have been it.

Internet Jocularity, from a couple months back but still relevant.

 

 

 

 

really good.

Actually think it was worse 

Seemed like all their goals were just scored at a leisurely pace with hardly any sweat involved.

Not surprised Shearer said that though. These guys don't follow other leagues, and know about players outside the prem. Archaic approach to the game.

The state of Neil Warnock man ... those trousers are practically choking him.

Ulloa turning out to be quite the buy, bet loads of people were laughing that they paid actual cash money for him n all.

He looked great in the Championship, and his record in second division Spain was no joke. Good buy.

Ulloa is quality. Shocked Gus didn't go back for him from Brighton.

If he had a say our squad would be worse far worse 

Bents and Sidwells everywhere!

Shearer's not wrong about the folly of our behaviour in the transfer market. Doesn't excuse Pardew though.

 

Exactly this.

But Pardew is happy to praise the clubs work in the window and stay in the seat even if eh doesn't know any of the players. Pardew is a disgrace.

Said the manager doesn't pick the players and so it doesn't work 

Shearer's being stupid here. Bloody useless.

Coloccini should be banished from the club. Putting his hand up for offside while Pelle waltzes through on goal to score his second 

33 consecutive passes leading up to their last goal 

We are disgusting. Absolutely repulsive side. 

Ashley looks constipated 

THIS DEFENDING!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Disgustingly bad defending. Can't believe it 

Wilshere bloody brilliant on that goal!

"blue gerodie"  :lol:

Chelsea so much better with Ramires and Matic in midfield, with Fabregas off the front man. Fabregas alongside Matic in midfield not great defensively or offensively even.

Pardew will never walk. Right now he's convinced we would have won if Dummett was available.

Have to admit, couldn't stop laughing when the pitch invader slipped over

I'm still hysterical. 

The dude was a mess man. Got to send someone more athletic to do the job next time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9riwqUYsA

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The guy that goes for Pardew man! Has me in tears!

Fans were brilliant though man, absolutely top class stuff.

Hope Janmaat gets to play under a proper manager while he's here and gets to see the club as it should be. Good from him at the end.