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There's a video of him on YT against Arsenal in the Champions League last season. It's a good video because it shows his highlights throughout the game.

Please watch that video to get a true idea of what this guy looks like when he is full of confidence. He is a very good player who Pardew has already ruined.

Ben Arfa couldn't be ruined because he just didn't listen to Pardew's horrible instructions, as it went against every fibre of his being and talent. Cabella has been Pardewed, or for better description, he has been Gouffraned.

My God ... Gosling actually played games ahead of both Marv and Ben Arfa, and the manager is still at the club.

Rio Ferdinand has hit out at David Moyes’s tactics as Manchester United manager, claiming some of them were “embarrassing”.

 

The former England and United defender has set out a string of criticisms of Moyes’s ill-fated reign at Old Trafford in his autobiography #2 sides.

 

Ferdinand said the players became confused about how Moyes wanted them to play.

 

“Moyes’s innovations mostly led to negativity and confusion,” he said in an extract from the book, which is being serialised in The Sun.

 

He added: “The biggest confusion was over how he wanted us to move the ball forward. Often he told us to play it long. Some players felt they kicked the ball long more than at any time in their career.

 

“Sometimes our main tactic was the long, high, diagonal cross. It was embarrassing. In one home game against Fulham we had 81 crosses! I was thinking, why are we doing this? Andy Carroll doesn’t play for us!

 

“The whole approach was alien. Other times Moyes wanted lots of passing. He’d say: 'Today I want us to have 600 passes in the game. Last week it was only 400’. Who cares? I’d rather score five goals from 10 passes.”

 

Ferdinand, who left United for Queens Park Rangers in the summer, said Moyes brought the “mentality of a small club” to Old Trafford. He revealed one of the first signs of future problems was when Moyes banned the players from their ritual of eating low-fat chips on the night before a game.

 

Ferdinand also disclosed his upset at being left out of the United side that played Bayern Munich in the Champions League.

 

He said Moyes took the players to a park to practice their set-pieces, which he said was "bizarre".

 

"It was amateurish," he said. "I mean, why not just send Bayern an email or a DVD"

 

And as they were standing in public, Moyes told Ferdinand he would not be playing as he wanted a bit more pace in defence.

 

"It killed me," Ferdinand said. "Inside I wanted to scream and grab him. I'm a team player, so I just had to bite my tongue and stand there. But it was probably the worst single moment I ever had at United.

 

"I'd never been dropped for a big game like that - and to drop that on me in front of everybody."

I wish the whole crowd could show up in Hull kits for the game on Saturday.

Urgh ... this guy was just given away. Horrible.

Smashing, that's 6 so far then.

Was that sarcasm? If so, that's messed up.

Would a clever idea for someone to make a banner highlighting how much money the club (Sgt. Fatcunt) will lose if we gan down because the longer Pardew is here the greater the likelihood is.

I'd prefer time went into making one which he could be strangled with, if at all possible.

The whole 'one game to save his job' thing is ridiculous anyway, as if one win against Hull suddenly renders the previous 8 months immaterial

This is currently what is boiling my blood! The media will spin it that way though, rest assured. There's your win Newcastle! Now shut up.

Sorry guys, but I'm going full lumpenproletariat for this one. Pardew will be gone soon whatever happens in this game, so I'd rather have the points. We're going to be in a relegation scrap and you only get to play Hull at home once. Lets play them with a strong support from the stands.

Shooo, go away.

But he's disruptive, he might cause us to give away 4 goals.

Even whilst at Hull we're still shipping goals because of him. An impossibly terrible player he is.

Honestly, how sickening would it be if we won. He'd then come out talking about how he hopes he's shown that he's the man to turn things around 

The media would then all start slurping his nonsense again, and we'd be right back where we started. I perish the thought.

One more game?! He doesn't deserve one more game though! So if he somehow manages a win against Hull, then what?!!! I'm not happy with it at all. Steve Bruce better not screw up man. I had more faith in Southampton, as Koeman actually has a tactical mind, and must have found it easier planning than he does when going up against his kids team's opposition.

Saturday was so bad it doesn't make sense to leave him there until Hull. I don't want to see his stupid face in the dug out anymore, or his dumb remarks after the game either. He should be bound and cast out, preferably into really deep water.

The BBC know nothing, man. No c*** has a clue about anything other than Ashley and possibly Charnley.

I really hope you're right.

Completely ruined my week now. Was so worked up leading into the Southampton game, and for them to come through with that result, I was elated! I'm burnt out.

Sounds brilliant, and I wish I could, I really do. I'd have even volunteered to storm the pitch, as I'm still a pretty decent athlete, and possess a very strong vertical leap, with which I would have gladly launched a flying kick at Pardew's dome.

 

God, the footage of you getting it wrong would be immeasurably valuable to me.

No chance! I'd shake and bake those rotund, lethargic stewards till they're ankles snapped, and then soar to knock Pardew out for good. Pardew would never return, even if offered another 8 years.

Think it's simply Pardew is cheapest manager we will ever get

Why do people say this? It's frustrating. Please stop.

Sounds brilliant, and I wish I could, I really do. I'd have even volunteered to storm the pitch, as I'm still a pretty decent athlete, and possess a very strong vertical leap, with which I would have gladly launched a flying kick at Pardew's dome.

The atmosphere on Saturday has to completely obliterate Pardew. We have to force these owners at the very least, to respect the fans opinion that the manager is not good enough. Pardew should end up hiding in the locker room toilet cubicle during the game, never mind the dug out.

Man, this is really ruining my life. Someone needs to make sure they go to the game in cleats, and run at this chump without falling over!

Hi dispelled the 4-3-3 with Ba, Cisse and Ben Arfa for no reason whatsoever. We hadn't even had a bad result using it, and we looked bloody frightening going forward. Allegedly because Ba was in a bit of a strop. More cowardice from Pardew ... quelle surprise.

Another thing that's not getting mentioned much is the fact that we got all the new players in very early, this off season, and it hasn't helped a jot. Pathetic.

It has to happen before the Hull game, there's nothing to be gained by exposing Pardew to an absolute beasting. It's pointless.

Seems MA might let it happen in order to possibly have him resign. Imagine if he then gets a result though, they'll end up putting things off. This is so frustrating.