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Idrissou with an unbelievably violent touch just then. Lord have mercy.

Emana is clearly off his head. Clumsy and careless as hell.

Cameroon are terrible. South Africa were better than I anticipated. Nigeria had a tough first fixture and will be better going forward. Ghana are a dangerous team who did well to get a result against Serbia and they will build on that.

M'Bia has lost his mind out there.

Spain or England. I think the father counts more in this instance than where you happen to live, but I can see this is a tricky one. What the f***? How does the father count more than the mother? They both made the kid? Women don't care about football.

Yeah, he is. However he is said to also be adept at playing at right back. I beg to differ.

M'Bia is a disaster right now.

All their best players are defensive midfielders and then Eto'o. The problem is Eto'o is the type of striker who needs service to be effective. Cameroon not only lack creative central midfielders, but they also have no real wingers either. Therefore, although a lot of their players are recognisable they are actually a terribly balanced team, who are terribly deficient in key areas.

Webó preferred as CF to Eto'o too, Le Guen is nuts Le Guen is clearly insane. To start an 18 year old at the holding position ahead of Alex Song who had a break out season for Arsenal, and has really emerged recently is also terrible.

I was shocked they invited him of all people to have in the studio, because he never really speaks very clearly and as you say way too fast.

You're embarrassing yourself. What does this have to do with Africa on the whole? Are you thick? If I knew how to post the fishing rod smiley from my phone then I would. Was just winding up the winderupers tis all. Oh right. Well thank goodness for that because I was beginning to get very very worried.

Cameroon playing three defensive midfielders in midfield. Not helping.

M'Bia is never a right back, based on that evidence.

Good goal for Japan.

As much as people like to make fun of American football fans, you lot might as well be some of their most ignorant ones. What is this unreal expectation of 4 goals every half? It's the first round of games and everyone is feeling themselves out. It's typical of every international tournament. The way the English moan about how dull the games are you would think their team was actually capable of producing anything close to entertaining football. Quit whinging.

You're embarrassing yourself. What does this have to do with Africa on the whole? Are you thick?

Would you pay to watch this? It's about the spectacle and the experience though. The fact is thta most can't afford it unfortunately. I mean, I doubt many England fans would have paid to watch England against USA for the riveting football.

Hang on ... why isn't Karmeni in goal for Cameroon?!

Nagatomo i think it was impressed me against England. Nagatomo, their left back, is the hardest working player I've ever seen. He's also tiny though. Cool. I also recognised the name Hasebe. Think he's the captain. Supposed to be pretty good also I believe.

Song and Emana left out? Yikes. Not sure I like how Cameroon were set out either.

So other than Honda, who else from Japan is worth looking out for? They've usually got a few decent players.

Cameroon kit is funky. I like it

All fans are blowing them not just the South African fans, or to address your completely ignorant post more accurately, not just the African fans. Everybody blowing them, regardless of nationality, race and culture are all thick as mince, moronic mugs though. I can at least respect that view, yes. However the idea that this has been turned into not just a South African problem, but an African problem on the whole, which then means that the whole African continent therefore doesn't deserve to ever host another world cup again, is quite frankly astonishing.

All fans are blowing them not just the South African fans, or to address your completely ignorant post more accurately, not just the African fans.

Aogo and Boateng both have one German parent, and they were both born in Germany I believe.