KaKa

Filthy move from Kane.

Kane to Son over the top again.

West Ham

Lewis Dunk man. Absolutely no need! My goodness.

Those stats.

 

Palace are basically us.

But we somehow manage to look worse than them. It's so weird.

We're like the more degenerate chaotic version of them.

Such a waste of a lovely ball from Lallana.

Maupay is a clown. Just hit that first time on your strong foot. Urgh.

"We have shit refs, what should we do?"

 

"Use video technology to rectify mistakes?"

 

"Good idea, who should we use to oversee such a project?"

 

"The shit refs?"

 

"Cool."

That is never a pen

 

How the fuck?

Batshuayi just threw his hands in the air and went to ground. Preposterous stuff

That is never a pen

They’ve been hit and miss so far this season and it’ll probably be good to attack them early on.

 

3-0 defeat.

We played sheff utd last year and on both occasions they were shit. Fulham are one injury away from playing aboubakar kamara and Bobby Reid up top

Just a matter of time man. We'll see.

These two are producing multiple chances like we rarely see from Newcastle, but perhaps once every what 5 games maybe? Against League 1 teams?

Its not been Mitros match this

What a cross from Lookman. Just one of those days for Mitro

Both these teams are wank

Can't wait till we play them, so people can see how we compare.

Mitro is such a liability in the Premier League, he's so bad

Laughable comment.

This is just ridiculous

Anguissa is quality.

Goal Fulham.

Ademola Lookman off the mark. Good strike.

Doesnt matter if they are better than us. We have more match winners and players who can win a game on there own almost, thats why we will do just enough to stay up

Bruce will not put them in position to capitalize often enough. No team looks as hopeless and hapless with the ball as we do, and the defenders are not going to score goals like they did last season.

Watching this game and these two teams are better than us man, and they'll go on to show it.

 

These are awful man. When people ask if there’s 3 teams worse than us...here’s 2 of them.

We'll see about that. I think they're both better than us.

Sheff Utd look terrible.

Created two great chances they should have scored from.

If Brewster proves to be a goal scorer at this level this season their results will improve significantly.

Watching this game and these two teams are better than us man, and they'll go on to show it.

5 games in now, still haven't seen Wilson on the pitch with ASM, Almiron and Fraser.

From what I can see I don't think we will either. Bruce is obsessed with set pieces, and he doesn't want to play those three attacking midfielders together because in his mind we'll be too small a team. 

Not a fan of joelinton, but yes - if you play its on the left inside forward position (i'm old).

 

so he may have been questioned about his starting line up, but not a single journalist has asked why he was suddenly switched to the right?

Honestly don't think the journalists actually watch the game, or even pay attention enough to ask any sensible questions.

I saw a gazette article this morning talking about how Joelinton played on the left yesterday, when he was on the right all game.

It's pitiful really.