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Dummett man, that's your strong foot? Urgh.

Come on Lascelles, do your thing.

Joselu's lay offs have been very bad so far. Needs to calm down and lay the ball off to a team mate. Killing us.

Joselu man. This man has managed to injure himself stepping on the ball. my goodness.

To be fair that Spurs midfield is narrow and they have an extra man in there. Looks more like a diamond.

Think we'll have to adjust our setup.

What the actual fuck are our midfield doing like? Absolutely nowhere near spurs’

Diame seems to be all over the place defensively.

That was incredibly poor defending.

Y'all let Joselu score?

 

Spurs for the drop.

 

Keep Joselu's name out your mouth punk!

Fuck you he sucks.

 

Would be Messi on your silly Team USA bruh! Hush your mouth!

One decent goal in a meaningless group match and you're still buzzing. Sad!

We were invited to the proceedings buddy. You just remember that 

Y'all let Joselu score?

 

Spurs for the drop.

 

Keep Joselu's name out your mouth punk!

Fuck you he sucks.

Would be Messi on your silly Team USA bruh! Hush your mouth!

If those types of deliveries keep coming this season, Rondon will feast!

Gayle fluffed so many of those last season.

Y'all let Joselu score?

 

Spurs for the drop.

Keep Joselu's name out your mouth punk!

Matt Ritchie what a stud!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

YEAR OF THE JOSELU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dummett nice marking bro.

Diame is on hard drugs.

Let's smash these pretty boys man!

This clown man. What an utter embarrassment.

Without Rafa it'd be pointless even playing the season, we'd be down already. The way these other teams around us are strengthening is unreal.

We have no idea how good any of these players are or how well they'll adjust.

I think the Fulham manager is under big pressure and will be sacked by November.

All the guys that have got them to the premier league are getting high profile guys from abroad coming in to take their places on big salaries.

Wouldn't be surprised if it gets messy at a lot of these clubs. A number of them seem to be overdoing things.

I'm telling you we'll better them.

Needs a work permit? Uh oh ... 

Rondo looks absolutely delighted in every NUFC related pic he''s taken since joining.

He is going to be so good man. Seems really excited about he move.

There is absolutely zero doubt in my mind that Ashley has shut down all transfers. He's in a war, and he knows it.

 

He will want Rafa to walk and is hoping for a meltdown over transfers. Rafa won't walk, he will fight for his club until the bitter end.

 

In a way, I hope we don't sign anyone.

Truly astonishing how some of you get yourselves so worked up and expectant of the absolute worst.

If the world comes to an end we'll deal with it then.

Until then I hope Rafa stays, we get him more players he needs, we have a great season that melts the lard Ashley's heart is encased in, and he is moved to sign up Rafa on a lifetime contract with plenty monies every transfer window!

24 years old man ... pretty extraordinary. So young but so so sensible and mature. Top guy.

Feel so sorry for our hard working transfer team, they try their best to negotiate the best deal for the club because of our horrific financial state and some rotters on here question their good intentions

Exactly! About time someone spoke some sense around here.

Is he available on Saturday or is he still waiting to fix the visa issues?

Had we not been looking at the Palace player instead? This is all very confusing.

Let's see what happens?