KaKa

Oh man

Wrong thread bozo.

Kaka. I have the utmost respect for you but you are off ya nut on positivity.

Dude, we are going to be so good!

Imagine signing a Gladiator AND a Samurai upfront in the same transfer window.

Unprecedented in the history of the league. We will slay all before us!

It takes mini Mike 3 days to tie up deals, it's safe to say that we aren't signing anymore players. Any talk of players coming in is bullshit.

 

You know it to be true.

 

Absolutely why anyone even discusses it is beyond me. It takes us fucking ages to even conclude any deal and people still think we can do some in 2 days...wake up

 

We are done and no one else will come in until next summer. Basically Rafa has signed his last player for us

What a pair of emotional drama queens!

We'll know soon enough. Just take it easy. My goodness!

Man up!

West Ham conduct their transfer buisness like me on FM after I've rolled in from the pub.

I can't wait fo rthe season to start.

We'll see how many of these players and teams come good. I don't think many of these clubs know what they're doing tbh.

It's just a shame our manager who definitely knows what he is doing, hasn't been given even a fraction of this kind of money.

And still, I think we will be better than most of them. We shall see.

So many of these clubs are going to be sick about the money they're spending on some of these players.

 

At least we will be able to laugh about that very soon. That will be a small source of satisfaction at least. Something to look forward to I guess.

You need fucking help.

I'm quite calm and relaxed, and feel just fine, thanks.

You on the other hand sound like you're cracking up, so you should probably get some help yourself.

You are way too emotional and erratic. Toughen up. I know it's difficult for some of you nowadays, but be a man for goodness sake.

Very believable though.

Ha! Always is when it's the worst case scenario.

So many of these clubs are going to be sick about the money they're spending on some of these players.

At least we will be able to laugh about that very soon. That will be a small source of satisfaction at least. Something to look forward to I guess.

This guy is an evil evil man. There is some serious wickedness in him. It's quite evident he has hatred and anger in him.

Literally can't stand to be around good people, as they make him feel uncomfortable or inadequate. Keegan, Hughton and now Rafa. Just straight up normal good guys that care about others.

Instead this guy chooses to surround himself with the likes of Wise, Llambias, Bishop, Pardew and Kinnear. Even look at the people that stick up for him ... Allardyce, Richard Keys?! Evil attracts evil man.

It's very worrying stuff really. Need to get this guy out. It's very bad news for the club.

Such a goal just now in the MLS Allstar game

Allstar game man

Cringe!!!

Feel so sad for both Muto and Schar. Imagine joining a club in such turmoil.

Man, this is all so terrible.

I'm just amazed by the link to that inexperienced french 19 year old striker when we need a proper front man.

It's just all so bizarre.

Looks like there is continued tension over the age and experience of our targets. The club is happy to go with young and unproven players and damn the consequences.

Actually thought we were somewhat moving away from that.

Crazy.

The club just wants to continue pursuing deals via those french agents.

So why not just get some French manager that is actually familiar with that market.

Why bring Rafa in and muck him about?

Imagine how terrible a person you must be to actually mess things up with Rafa to this extent man.

 

This is absolutely crazy. Feel terrible for Muto in particular. How rubbish must he feel right now?

 

As for Lee Charnley man. What a shameless stooge of zero character he is. Utter disgrace.

 

But the squad is fine KaKa, right?

 

Anything but fine as it stands with no extra players in and the shit off the field I can't see it ending well at all. It's got relegation written all over it

 

Well yes, that's my point Kaka has been beating the drum that the players coming in are more than good enough and we'll do fine because of Rafa.

Except we haven't actually got enough of them in.

I maintain if we get the numbers he wants, regardless of where on his list they were, we will do well.

It's really not that hard to understand.

Pay closer attention and don't be overly dramatic. It's not manly.

Imagine how terrible a person you must be to actually mess things up with Rafa to this extent man.

This is absolutely crazy. Feel terrible for Muto in particular. How rubbish must he feel right now?

As for Lee Charnley man. What a shameless stooge of zero character he is. Utter disgrace.

Tammy Abraham links have returned today I see.

We need to just buy the kid for goodness sake. 

Caulkin with the truth bomb. Ouch.

Mason from Swansea?!

Incredibly bad transfer. The guy is okay for goodness sake, but spending £20m on him is criminal.

I'll take our £3.5m clause guy all day.

Rafa will be signed up by Christmas though, so no worries.

If Rafa goes it will be Moyes I reckon.

Shut it you twerp 

Looks like KaKa's had his weekly backhander into his PayPal account cleared. How many posts a week do you need to get paid for supporting Ashley's lack of investment in the club?

Mike Ashley is dense man. He doesn't realise that with average financial support his current manager could have us competing easily for the top 6 with a slight chance of even breaking into the top 4. He is wasting an incredible opportunity. Unfortunately, we are stuck with the oaf.

Now, with that said, I believe Rafa is so good that even with players down his list we will still have a team to really get behind and enjoy because we will still be competitive and fun to watch. That's all I'm saying.

I think people thinking these players are going to be terrible and therefore the team will be terrible, and the likes of Wolves, Fulham and Everton are going to put us to shame will prove to be massively inaccurate.

This isn't difficult to understand.

Now, if Rafa continues to excel even under these ridiculous conditions, maybe the fat man eventually realises that he cannot ever afford to let the guy go, and perhaps eventually does the right thing.

Alternatively, maybe someone form the outside looks at the potential of the club and what Rafa continues to achieve in such ridiculous conditions, and just throws what money Ashley wants at him, and takes us over.

I am not writing off our situation with Rafa still here that's all. Doesn't mean I'm supporting MA, but you are entitled to perceive it that way, being the dingbat that you are 

I don't even think I'm being optimistic. More realistic

I just know what we have in Rafa. I think he was more prepared for Mike's foolishness this summer, and so would have had a far more exhaustive list this time around, of players of all price levels that he felt he could get something out of.

In contrast, I think he was caught a little off guard by Mike's behaviour last year, and it really left us scrambling, hence us getting someone like Joselu at the very end of the window.

Even with Joselu, I would not be surprised in the least if even he improves a fair bit, having had a full pre-season with the manager this time around. He did come in very late last summer, and a lot was asked of him right away.

I believe in Rafa man. Think the guy is phenomenal.