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4-2-3-1 or 4-4-2?

Hard to tell on telly, 4 3 1 2 for last defensive stint

It's 4-2-3-1.

Wijnaldum left.

Perez #10.

Sissoko right.

I already see more of a brain in Mbabu than in Haidara.

Mbemba is so classy.

Liking Wijnaldum's movement inwards from the left. Much more involved already.

Aye we seem to be trying, better start than Watford in that respect.

It's a much better selection of players. Loving Ayoze at #10.

Playing through him nicely. He's showing for the ball better than others that have been used there thus far.

Love that we've tried something different.

Ayoze off Mitro is going to be tasty. Think wijnaldum could have more room coming in from the left also.

Started well.

All you mother f***ers laughing at us buying Martial now you're captaining him FF.

Monumental money and risk, but it's paid off.

Looks very comfortable with both the league and the expectation.

He's got a nice three man attacking midfield behind him. All very unselfish and creative.

Fair play man. Fair play.

Went Martial for captain myself. Home against Sunderland. I like.

Same ffs. Gonna have to change it now

Please do, so I can climb higher. I'm actually doing well this season!

He does have a point mind.

No he doesn't.

Went Martial for captain myself. Home against Sunderland. I like.

Really considering using my wildcard already

Probably left it too late! All the best performers have risen considerably now.

Victor Moses another one not considered.

This guy is seemingly always available and we never show interest.

Even Zaha would add a lot more to our team and he was available this summer for £5 million for goodness sake.

Criminal.

We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need or whether life's actually all about gegenpressing.

Deep stuff.

Yup, could actually see a record defeat, which would then be broken in our next game against Man City.

Remy hat trick to spite us.

Falcao hat trick to mock us.

6 nil.

I for one was amazed by the complete ignoring of the word trying.

This is why I choose not to be lectured to by a college dropout.

I think what makes the whole thing absolutely sickening is the fact Garde was free at the time, and although he had planned to take the season off, I'm sure he could have been convinced otherwise if we really went for it.

Even more sickening is the fact we then waited until the summer, when he would have then been ready to come aboard, and then we go and get McClaren then.

Just shambolic stuff.

Remember the disparaging article claiming Garde didn't get how big the club was, and was asking about art galleries?

Good old Steve knew the club and the responsibility required though ... yeah.

The club is just so stupid. Even when we were buying cheaper players, we weren't smart enough to get great athletes who weren't necessarily the best footballers yet.

Think about the number of players that have come over to England, and have done surprisingly well, because of their physical make up.

We literally have none of these types. Instead, not only do we bring in players that lack physicality and speed, but then we compound it by buying young ones, who do not have the experience or savvy to have mastered how to play to their strengths.

Can't believe the nerve of people championing pardew due to our current predicament.

I still don't have the level of frustration and anger as I did under that horrible man. mcClaren might bomb, but it will never be as terrible as it was under that joker.

Why are all our players so damned unathletic and weak. Urgh. Thanks Graham!

Is Remi Garde still free? For goodness sake.

We actually lost this game at home?! Honestly man, what is this nonsense? So fed up already.

Mortal Kombat movie was so bad. 

Street Fighter really took the piss though. Van Damme as Guile for goodness sake.