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Cisse still smiling. What a lovely guy ... I would love to take a pair of pliers to each of those teeth. The stupid fellow.

 

Calm down, dude.

Really irritating guy is Cisse. Pathetically weak and lacks any kind of urgency or desire.

That Mitrovic red was an absolute killer. We're in big trouble.

Cisse is an absolute asshole. Dude doesn't care man. Just going through the motions.

If something happens to fall to him he might make an effort otherwise no biggie, just fart about all game.

Sissoko is Obertan with muscle. The end.

Frightening the amount of truth in this. Absolutely terrifying.

Absolutely f***ing awful. Janmaat the only one that deserves any wages, and his defence conceded two goals.

If not for Mbemba this would have been at least 5. Think he cleared a lot of danger too. My favourite player. The only one I respect out there.

Cisse still smiling. What a lovely guy ... I would love to take a pair of pliers to each of those teeth. The stupid fellow.

Man, real talk? SISSOKO IS SHIT!

Would have liked more of a battering to have McClaren reconsider the whole starting lineup. We are vomit.

Jack Colback. Snail paced gimp.

Another powder puff cross from Cisse.

Robust man. Infant delivery.

Haidara will complete a cross one of these centuries. Idiot boy.

Haidara, Sissoko and Cisse man.

 

These three are an incredible disgrace.

 

 

Absolutely no idea whatsoever why you have Sissoko in there like, everything that we've done at all has been him and Janmaat down the right hand side.

He has contributed nothing though.

Carries the ball and looks good doing so before a shit cross, a shit pass or just shitting on the pith. He is shit!

Cisse staying onside with aplomb.

Colback doing a top notch job distributing.

Haidara, Sissoko and Cisse man.

These three are an incredible disgrace.

CISSE IS TRAGIC!

Cisse shit again.

Cisse is an abomination.

Ladies and gentlemen ... Papiss Cisse.

Even in the midst of this manure I still love Mbemba.

I've hated Cisse for so long now.

Cue a shit tap in of a meaningless goal at the end, and people then claiming he at least scores goals.

Infuriating.

wijnaldum so much more influential deeper. Really annoying.

Moses falls down, rolls on the ground, and still gets up first to the ball.

Colback special.

Really sick of the sight of Colback. A real curse on this club.

Sissoko does nothing. Big and fast but genuinely not a threat 90% of the time.

 

Which, puts him at around 10% more of a threat than the rest of them.

Yeah, perhaps I was too generous. 98% of the time.

More promising already, Wijnaldum deeper and Siem #10 has to happen.

Very annoying we didn't start this way.

De Jong has shown more in that position already. Just 5 mins since coming on.