Ronaldo

He just isn't a footballer, tbh. He's been blessed with a terrific ability to strike the ball but everything else is lower league stuff. Jonas can't be too happy having to do his defending every single game.

Yep. They're made for each other.

Bless. Go back to the match thread for your post game routine of trying to put everyone down. Sad little man. Just you, nobody else.

Just depends where we play him, because Ba won't thrive if it's the pair of them up front.

Because they were both knackered and not needed perhaps?

Bollocks man, he's mediocre at best. Jose went and he's come in and done more than a decent job there. Today was his worse game of the season and he's getting unjustified criticism over one game. He was just as bad against QPR, taking into account the opposition.

Funny how we've apparently had two of them play every game and yet still managed to have the best defensive unit in the league up until today though. Krul, Coloccini, Saylor, Tiote and Jonas deserve the credit for that. Simpson's actually played well in the last 3 or 4 games too, actually.

Had a good game, spoilted it a bit with that stupid challenge.

What an epic fail, you absolute fairy.

Aye, all those passionate fans deserve so much better.

And according to Ian Dowie he then had to face the penalty.

Really harsh, man. Give over. Aye, shut the f*** up, Disco.

Krul 5 Simpson 6 Taylor 8 Coloccini 7 R.Taylor 2 Ameobi 7 Guthrie 6 Cabaye 4 Jonas 5 Ba 5 Ben Arfa 6.5 Lovenkrands 1 Perch 6 Gosling 8

Didn't know Gosling could finish like that.

This was my opinion of him shortly after the game kicked off: f*** me, give it a rest. Well done you were right Ryan Taylor isn't very good. You don't have to post it every f***ing 5 minutes man. It was hardly f***ing Nobel prize worthy. It's a rebuttal to the suggestion this a knee-jerk response to a bad game.

This was my opinion of him shortly after the game kicked off:

Raylor you useless fucking prick.

No point in keeping him on, man. Dead rubber.

Yes. Ba just isn't suited to the role he's been asked to play today.

Carlton Cole has just scored, we could have used him in this game.

Raylor's side once again.

Alan Smith would be proud of the rubbish Raylor's served up today.

Ameobi for Ba soon.

Sammy's a player, man.

I'm honored. I'm witnessing the birth of a new Ronaldo vendetta I really like Cabaye, but too often he just doesn't get involved and escapes criticism. Not completely his fault, like.