Ronaldo

Based on 10 months of poor form (either side of a summer break) in a disfunctional team?

Mikel, Drogba and Terry need replacing. Drogba is arguably their best player. He's really, really not. He's not, but you've really got something in for him. If Lovenkrands was starting for us ahead of better strikers, you would (and did) bang on about it. It's only because he plays for a top 4-5 club. It's not like they can't afford a younger model ffs. Who's better than Drogba? Not Torres, that's for sure. Sturridge. And he's proved that over how long? They play completely different roles.

Mikel, Drogba and Terry need replacing. Drogba is arguably their best player. He's really, really not. He's not, but you've really got something in for him. If Lovenkrands was starting for us ahead of better strikers, you would (and did) bang on about it. It's only because he plays for a top 4-5 club. It's not like they can't afford a younger model ffs. Who's better than Drogba? Not Torres, that's for sure.

Mikel, Drogba and Terry need replacing. Drogba is arguably their best player. He's really, really not. He's not, but you've really got something in for him.

Petr Cech's a fucking joker, like.

I was wondering why no-one was celebrating . Half of the stand was.

Me too. I need HD.

Johnson will be next player shipped out by ku klux Kenny. I hope that sticks.

Drogba's so adorable.

Decent cover, no doubt. Can't help thinking his horrible face brings the squad morale down.

Not without the other two attributes it doesn't. A good penalty taker (and every PL club has one) will be able to pretty much put the ball wherever he wants.

Cech looks like he's about to go swimming with sharks.

Absolute rubbish.

Size, agility and intelligence saves penalties. Krul will learn to save them in time.

Shearer and Robert were good pals off the pitch. They used to be spotted quite regularly together in Darras.

Bizarre situation, period. There's something going on that we don't know about, but what's new there?

I'm not Dave's biggest fan but he's one hell of a poster compared to Wullie.

Man United have a terrible set of centre mids for a club of their stature. He'd walk into that team. Bullshit.

Very true.

If he goes to Chelsea he'll sit on the bench. I'm pretty convinced he won't, though.

It's the deliberation of the action that should be judged, not the deliberation of the consequence.

Another one. Oh, good.

Shouldn't have gone to Chelsea. Mourinho, to an extent, ruined him. Aye. In his younger days, he was kind of like Hoddle, as in the fact those over here dubbed him a luxury player, whereas if he played on the continent he would have had a team built around him. Which continent would that be? I always felt he missed something.

Watch their matches THIS season. Last season I would agree with you. There are doubts about Tiote's passing ability, which I would give you that. I've seen all but one of their matches this season, thanks. They're missing a CB and a CF; in midfield they've looked very good. Lampard, Mata, Ramires, Meireles and Essien are all better players.

Incredible. You all need help.