Mikky

Bendter ffs

Bendtner ffs

Think Caulker is off to Southampton

Lucas Digne to Liverpool?

Rather spend 6m on Van Dijk

One of the worst footballers I have ever seen;

What a match

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33657802 Never did anything for me

Think he's been released by Lille; bang average CF

Please be Shaqiri; struggling to think of anyone else

This 100%

Laurent Roberts young brother (Fabian I think) played for Swindon today v West Ham; plays similar role to Laurent

He's way too good for this league

Immobile to Sevilla - 1 year loan

Would take him ahead of Thauvin (if he ever came)

Sod this guy and let's sign Shaqiri instead

Cabaye; "this is Barcelona, right?" AP; "Yes Yoyo of course it is"

A bit like Cabaye?

Replacement for Arda?

Canada are shit tbh

Cahill and Lescott are somewhat capable with the ball at their feet. Samba went to Russia. Shawcross isn't and won't go to Russia. Lescott good on the ball? He is horrific with the ball;

This; never quite understood the hype about him

England have been crap

Where's he from?