LiquidAK

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1187542263/223821718.jpg tbf it's not all getty images. I'd fuck that. The bird's OK too. You don't 'fuck' Jose, you make love to him and then thank him for the honour.

Drogba, he's okay but he's no Andy Carroll is he?

well of course he should have some say. Ashley should not interfere at all in the club business. he should hand the budget and the manager should then be able to spend the money at who he want. but Ashley won´t give the money. Yep, giving a manager money would be too much like common sense for the fat one.

I love this guy! Hahahahahahaha.

If it happens, then I imagine he would have had some say, as I can't see Ashley shelling out £5.5m on his own initiative.

If Pardew signs Ben Arfa on a full time deal, that will go some way to making him vaguely accepted for me. Still disgusted with the way it's happened, mind.

I just love how happy he looks every time he scores.

London-born blackman and a Geordie whiteman. Remind you of anyone?

How is this the same player we had this time last season? How is he this good? It's like he's been having transfusions of Shearer's life-force. Eventually Alan will be unable to walk and Andy will start scoring regular hat-tricks.

Shame really, I'm finding it hard to enjoy it like I would have were it Hughton in charge. Plus this will vindicate Ashley in his mind. Good result though, much needed 3 points.

I just hate his fucking face. I want to hit it repeatedly.

This has got to be the one issue that has united the board together more than anything before it, but of course you can count on Crumpy to identify what the popular opinion is and then set him self up to oppose it. If we all had a thread saying 'Paedophilia is wrong', you'd start arguing how it's not so bad really as the kids might enjoy it.

How happy he looks coming down the stairs.

Messi's started something here like. Completely forgot about the Messi thing! Come on Kev, grab a goal, salvage this week.

fyp.

I'll always look out for our results, and consider myself a fan. I love this club, but I'm not going to waste any more time or energy watching them or getting my hopes up when I know that that fat cunt is just going to sabotage it all, over and over again. Once he's gone, I'll be able to enjoy it again, but right now watching us or being remotely hopeful is just a constant chore.

Going to be relying on his leadership now more than ever.

Would prefer Jol out of all the realistic targets, though tbh with Ashley in charge it will do little good...

Jol for me, not that it'd make much difference with the fat bastard in charge.

Midtable is deceiving. We're four point above relegation zone and just had our worst defeat of the season to a fellow promoted team. We're hardly in a good place. We're in a decent enough place tbh, enough to justify him keeping his job.

Angry, very, very angry. Does he not realise part of the reason we got relegated was because we had 4 different managers in one season? We're mid-table ffs, FUCK. Ugh.

What the sweet fucking fuck?

They just aren't important enough for me to want them to lose ahead of us improving our chances of survival.

Brilliant.

Ah. Okay, thanks for the heads up guys.