Lenny

Complacency comes from above, Pardew is untouchable and it's showing in the players performances.

Be nice if Tiote could get a goal if only so that the commentators stop mentioning the bloody Arsenal game.

If I were the opposition manager, I'd definitely deliberately give us corners

Gouffran simply cannot beat a man, I think people may have been quick to conclude that he's an upgrade on Jonas. At least he could beat a man (last year aside).

De Jong on the pitch?

Fucking standing watching.

I think the last time we were this bad was when we got dicked by Liverpool.

Ben Arfa off, I really fucking hate our club

Well... that was absolutely shocking.

Two players clean through. Unbelievable.

Great save, we are charmed!

Elliot's kicking has been shite.

He always used to play the ball out a lot during his last run of games. He's either nervous and panicking or he's been instructed to hoof it.

Nowt wrong with what he did there, was unlucky.

Gouffran did well there.

Pass it to Ben Arfa ffs.

Every one of our players are playing at about 25% of their ability.

This is atrocious. It's lucky we've been beaten into apathy because this would be infuriating.

So shit.

We just look like we don't give a fuck.

Jesus how are we not losing.

Decent save Elliot. We're fucked.

We most certainly need to score if we're going to get anything out of this.

Fucking love Colo

Mbiwa not started well at all.