Unlucky Luque

Benfica winning the Eusebio Cup:

Ref fucking hates us

"Friendly"

Getting a little scrappy this

fucking lush that like

These commentators are excellent value. Sound like they've never seen a football match in their life, but haven't been found out yet

MURPHY!

Looks nothing like a friendly. I might actually cheer if we score

Need to improve our kits apparently. Difficult to see the numbers

Is on mine. Two blokes. One with a Portguese accent so thick I though he was speaking Portuguese and the other guy was translating in broken English

My wife is Tindall's girlfriend, so can confirm this is legit

Pepe on loan would be a decent signing IMO. Not sure what happened to him as he looked a world beater, but if he's hungry for a fresh start, I would much rather see him on the right than Murphy or Fraser. What did happen to him?

Tripps and Bruno are such a step above anything we have seen for years and years. I expect them to lose posession all the time, but then they do some world class piece of control so effortlessly and move it on. Freaks my nut everytime.

People walking into the shot every replay

Beast mode Joe will prob get sent off a few times this season, but fuck it. Love to see him all fired up.

Fucking just keeps getting better. 3 bags of apple slices for the Boots meal deal. Has to be a troll

I'm completely on board with this guy now like. So many great quotes. "Apple slices always get me in the mood for a flight"

That leg, man. Bloke's a dryad.

Sub

State of that shot from Willock

Floated set penis to back post making an appearance

On first name basis with both of Krath's parents, ffs

Bloke obviously doesn't see race. Fair play.

ASM pissing me off 10 mins into a pre-season friendly. New season, but some things never change.