Unlucky Luque

Nice hat trick of baldies there. Beautiful framing from the camera man.

Can't believe I was looking forward to this piss

Not even 10 minuted played, man Why do we ALWAYS make it as easy as possible for the opposition when it matters. Fuck me.

Poor Eddie Howe. We are used to this shit

I'm so numb I'm just laughing. This team man. Not even ten minutes played

Fuck it, I've had a beer on an emtpy stomach. 5-0

Four four fackin' two? Aight. Edit: I guess Jolene will drop deep.

Commentators again. "Nothing in that. If you gave pentalty for that there would be one every corner." Can't believe what I'm hearing. I've never bought into that agenda against NUFC, but fucking hell I can't believe my own ears. Never heard anything like it.

Commentators just glossing over it and all. What the fuck. That is 100% a pen if it happens against us. Blatantly stopped by his arm.

I was chuffed for him when the announcer shouted his name after the goal and everyone cheered earnestly.

Can't get over that chance. Perfectly laid up for his stronger right foot. What on earth

What a fucking amazing fucking game. Fuck

Nice corner and great cross from Joelinton. Nice to actually beat the first man for a change.

"come to saudi arabia you fuckin wank" proper lol at that

Such a weird, absolutely baseless, take

"Mr. Emery, there are leaks! And pressure!" "Ooof, if that's the case, I'm out." What a load of shite.

The club making offical communications on those kind of topics just steadies my resolve in continuing to support the club. There's no way I'm letting NUFC slip into the hands of backwards thinking, plastic, Saudi fans with the whole "shut up, we own you now" mentality. Staying silent on progressive issues to appease the new owners would be the absolute final nail in the coffin for my support. The club I knew would be well and truly dead then.

Stumbled into the team pages on .cock, and what a shambles Shelvey has no number and listed under "forwards": https://www.nufc.co.uk/teams/first-team/ And the graphic designer obviously has no idea how to do a cut out of a female with long hair, because all players on the women's team looked like a bunch of unkempt tramps https://www.nufc.co.uk/teams/nuw-team/ No big deal, but I work with stuff like this and it's so amateur

Yep, I'm never having fucking sympathy for any team with a incompetent manager again, like.

So fucking dirty, jesus

Like seeing Shola again

Keys and Gray man, what a pair of plonkers

Didn't look good seeing how the fans where gesturing to the ref...

Fuck off defending saudi dress ups. It's absolutely deplorable.

When Nicky Butt did a bicycle kick clearance in the middle of the park under noe pressure and for no reason. When Alan Smith did a bicycle kick about 35 yards from goal and it hit the crossbar. When Scott Parker slid into Joe Cole and sent him spinning into the atmosphere.