brummie

Is Jenas still on the pitch?

Two Ricky's followed by a Carvalho.

I've got a De Maria for sale on FUT at the moment and no fucker has gone near it for days. Hopefully that will help.

What a goal, what a goal.

Just in case there was any doubt, a quick reference to staying on your feet being important.

Anyone else secretly want Spurs to score just to hear how Ray reacts?

He looks a bit like that Makosi woman who was on Big Brother a few years back. Biggest tits ever. Her, not him. Although I'd suck his tits tonight.

Nice five star skill move from Ronaldo there.

I must say, I think he's trying to get "stay with the runner" trending now as well.

If all the smiles gracing the faces of people on this thread at the moment were laid side to side, I reckon they'd go on for about 3 miles.

OMG They have to stay on their feet.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

"Jermaine" this, "Gareth" that

Well done Tottenham!

A cheeky "they've stood on their feet" there

Did Hoddle just tell us how Spurs knocked Inter out after being 4 down away from home?

Should have stayed on his feet. *crab face*

For a moment there, I thought Jamie Redknapp suggested that, had Lennon not been taken ill, he'd have been marking Adebayour for the goal rather than Jenas. Would Lennon reach Adebayour's knee even?

Ha ha ha, brilliant

"slip it down. slip it down"

"This young man, the referee, is absolutely top drawer" - 90 seconds after he said he'd missed a blatant penalty?

Is Wilkins aware of the fact that Spurs players also have surnames? He sounds pissed.

Has Ray spent the afternoon drinking fizzy drinks or something? He used to be ace on Football Italia, the master of understatement, but I wish he'd just shut the FUCK UP now.

The thing that annoys me most about ITV and Sky is their misguided belief that the supporters of all other English clubs want English clubs to do well in the CL. It doesn't bear even the most cursory examinations. Why, for example, would a supporter of a PL club want to see anythng happen to increase the financial distance between the top clubs and the rest? And that's before getting onto the 65,000 different petty hatreds. I wish absolutely nothing but ill on other English clubs in the CL.

Great chance there for the finest footballer in the universe (except Jack 'Could Fit into this Barca Side Quite Easily' Wilshere)