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Well, would you fucking believe that.

Thought you'd like them tbh. What made you think that? The only thing I do like is the fact that Heskey is wearing one of those today rather than one of ours. SHARE THE PAIN!

That's why they were hiding the tops. They're fucking horrible.

When we played them at our place, they "parked the bus" from minute one, and were timewasting within 30 minutes. I like Hodgson, and I like Fulham, but they were wretched to watch. Still, I guess he is doing his job, keeping them up.

Chelsea fill their stadium week in, week out. They're awesome supporters, aren't they?

Absolutely agree. Hats off to the, errm, Hatters.

What is noticeable is that the better teams have no trouble in passing the ball around and never get hustled off the ball like we do. There again we seem to kick the ball up in the air a lot so keeping posession is always going to be that much harder. I've said all along (here) that I didn't think we'd break the top four, and I was clearly right. However, it does show the gap between the top four and the rest. Villa and Everton are the two next best sides by some distance, but still the gap is immense. Sky will be creaming their fucking pants, naturally. Normal order is resumed, nothing changes.

To be honest, after what you';ve had served up this season, you have my respect.

Our fans today have been absolutely fucking magnificent. 5-0 down on 93 minutes and they're still all you can hear.

How is everyone? I'm having such a lovely day.

That's about as "against the run of play" as it gets.

It's much worse when they're on ITV in the Champions League with Clive Tylsley and Jim Beglin. Oh, absolutely. I was just thinking that with the owners hating each other, Parry booted out, Benitez's contract hoo-haa, "family" is the last way I'd describe Liverpool, other than when meant in the sense that that Fritzls were a family

I can barely watch when Liverpool are playing, Sky's coverage is so sycophantic. "The family that is Liverpool Football Club" indeed.

Us and you are both making it quite easy for the top four to stay intact.

I've got a bad feeling today. We're playing quite well, but we just can not score. Heskey and Carew. That's a brick wall, not a front two.

My take on this. Phil Brown = a cunt. Arsene Wenger = a cunt.

Bouma is on the bench today, i think. Laursen I don't think will be back this season. I don't agree about not having a plan B, we've played so far today by keeping possession, which isn't necessarily our "usual" mode of play, the issue is in terms of alternative players, not ways of playing.

Gabby needs to be moved to the bench, I'm afraid, he's been that bad.

He's barely featured at CB. He's a victim of the strange thing MON has about full backs. NRC has looked very good there, I think In fact, i think we've played very well today, bar their goal, other than our inability to put the ball in the net.

I think we've played pretty well today, we just can't score. We played very well against Stoke but turned off in the last few minutes. The mistake for us was not buying a more prolific striker in January. Agbonlahor is woefully out of sorts, but there is no alternative. We'll finish fifth, we just don't have the goals in us to finish fourth, I worry. We've also missed Martin Laursen.

The fans have started already. I just don't get it. Carew offers less to the team as a whole, but he scores goals. MON picks Heskey whatever. Same with Gabby, looked awful for a couple of months now, gets picked every time.

Carew today.

David Platt looks like the reflection of a normal person's face on the back of a tablespoon.

John Carew could be better than pretty much anyone, if only he tried to do it consistently. He'll be playing elsewhere next season, I'll put money on it Ibrahimovic could do with an orange what Carew can do with a football. True story. Ibrahimovic could do with a haircut, the gigantic fucking girl.

John Carew could be better than pretty much anyone, if only he tried to do it consistently. He'll be playing elsewhere next season, I'll put money on it