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The bad news is that I genuinely wouldn't back us to keep a clean sheet against the Wallsend and District Paper Boys XI at the moment, so I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Hull get a point.

Carew is awesome. At the moment, he and Milner are our best players by some distance. Considering he's missed about a third of the season, he still has 13 goals, not bad for someone who isn't an out and out goalscorer. Going forward yesterday we were awesome at times. At the back we looked awful. So we have a chance of knocking you over on the last day of the season? We're quite clearly not going to keep a clean sheet again this season, so you have every chance.

Carew is awesome. At the moment, he and Milner are our best players by some distance. Considering he's missed about a third of the season, he still has 13 goals, not bad for someone who isn't an out and out goalscorer. Going forward yesterday we were awesome at times. At the back we looked awful.

More's the point, why were we wearing our third kit at home. Styles saw clashes between every other combination of kits. West Ham's home kit, obv, clashes with ours. West Ham's away kit has blue sleeves and clashes with our home kit and our away kit, which is blue. Hence the third shirt. When we came out in the first half, there were no sponsors, badges or names on the shirts. Second half, they'd got them all on. I reckon they must have got the club shop to put names on the shirts with a bit of urgency., It was weird. Not as weird as our fucking dreadful defending though, Davies and Cuellar were awful.

MON was seen screaming at Harebrain after "that was your fault, that was your fault"

We also scored 4 against them last season, and 3 the season before that. Their defence is actually as bad as ours when it comes to defending set pieces. Indeed. Last year Spurs 4 - Villa 4 Chelsea 4 - Villa 4 Spurs 4 - Chelsea 4 Obviously, I could point out that the question was how many people scored 4 at Stamford Bridge[/i], but I won't, as that's a particularly interesting triangle of results there. yeh i knew that. Just wanted to mention it anyway When you equalised in the 4-4 at your place, i found myself in a face-to-face stand off with the cunt who lives over the road from us over a minor transgression involving loud music and engine revving. I was really very, very upset.

Really?

We also scored 4 against them last season, and 3 the season before that. Their defence is actually as bad as ours when it comes to defending set pieces. Indeed. Last year Spurs 4 - Villa 4 Chelsea 4 - Villa 4 Spurs 4 - Chelsea 4 Obviously, I could point out that the question was how many people scored 4 at Stamford Bridge, but I won't, as that's a particularly interesting triangle of results there.

Joe Cole: "to come here and score four goals, I cant remember that for a long long time" I can. Villa last year, you stupid haired cunt.

Ha ha ha, brilliant!

You can say this is a great game, and it is exciting, but there's been some fucking dodgy defending.

Look! He's pointing at his mom! IN HEAVEN!!!11!!

Absolute fucking BEAUTY

"They dont need flags given to them THEY BRING THEIR OWN" If i were a Chelsea fan, I'd be so fucked off with the bias of this commentary.

Come on Chelsea!

Oh, please god FFS no.

Beglin - "Im sure Gerrard's absence tonight is something to do with the PL run in"

Well deserved, Chelsea.

"Could be tomorrow before we finish"? What the fuck is he on about? There's no chance of extra time, Clyde, you mouth breathing waste of skin

Honestly, with Liverpool heading out, Chelsea shite and not going to win it, Cole out of the next match, all i really need is to see Ballack's head get snapped clean off his shoulders and the night will be perfect.

Cech doing his best to keep Liverpool in it.

Ha ha ha. A man of my own heart.

Absolutely agree.

That was nearly as good as the one James Milner bent around the Everton wall with such ease on Sunday. *edges away*

What a fucking beauty! What a goal!