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Everything else aside, our tired asses are blatantly getting raped by Brazil in three days time.

First time I've gotten on my knees and prayed over a football match in a decade. Works every time. Ban me if you must, it was worth it

Come on God. Give me this one thing.

Surely Sturridge is going to miss this.

4-4. I'm dying.

Please miss Giggs

Dear God, almost wet myself.

Fuck. Aren't you supposed to be terrible at these? Stop scoring.

Thank fucking God for that.

Fuck, not him. Why is he taking a kick

He's the guy who took the last kick against Spain in 2002. Hopefully an omen. Was that one of the games you bribed the officials? one.

He's the guy who took the last kick against Spain in 2002. Hopefully an omen.

The last penalty shootout I remember was that holocaust against Japan in the 2011 Asian Cup. I don't think I can watch.

Sturridge

Only one winner in this right now, GB completely out of gas. Everyone's played above and beyond their abilities today. (Well, probably excluding Park) It'll be a real injustice if we end up losing this on penalties. Against England GB.

The kid that's coming on right now for Ji is the Korean Obertan

Needed to take one of those chances.

What took you so long?

Well, you've been reduced to long balls to Sturridge for about a half hour now. The problem is that it's working.

GB have so much pace up front, and our defenders are tiring fast. Can only favor you as time passes.

FUCK should have scored Ji being a dirty Mackem again.

Fuck. Giggs. It's so obvious what's going to happen here

Well, you're getting to see our sub keeper

Hmm.. Craig Dawson instead of Micah Richards. I like this.

Bad collision there. Head on head.