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As optimistic as anything I've ever seen. As long as you're being optimistic, wouldn't you rather have us over Uruguay? Would love to see how we'd do against England. Korea would murder England, imo. Our defense is so bad we would probably hand Heskey a hat trick.

As optimistic as anything I've ever seen. As long as you're being optimistic, wouldn't you rather have us over Uruguay? Would love to see how we'd do against England.

He wasn't really, I thought he was level with the guy passing the ball? Any further forward he would have been in the goals Honestly I was too much of a nervous wreck to be sure but the commentators said he was miles offside and the ref called it before he even took the shot.

To be fair, Yakubu was about 2 miles offside for that miss.

I'm so exhausted I need to jump in bed and sleep for 20 hours. ...work starts in two though

FUcK YEEEeEes ...terrible defending... Oh, whatever. Fuck yes.

I've got a good feeling about this. We know how to break down Nigeria tactically and we're the far better team as long as we have our heads screwed on straight. The way they're playing is also just asking for a sending off. Since we've got it to 1-1 Greece need to draw 2-2 or win. I don't see either of those scenarios as terribly likely. (Tempting fate like mad here ) EDIT: actually, Greece have got to draw 3-3

Alright we've got the get out of jail free card, time to play like we did for the first 10 minutes again. Yet another ridiculous defensive mistake. Also staggering how mentally weak this team is, we noticeably panic whenever we concede. Never mind that though, WTF are the Argies up to? Get scoring you useless twats!

Alright, I'm off to see this now. Wish us luck.

The Chaminator is back! http://imgnews.jknews.co.kr/photo/2009/03/21/20081008105825230.jpg No Oba in the Nigeria XI makes me feel better about this.

Well, I'm a bundle of nerves here. It is going to feel so shit if we crash out on the last day again.

Cheeky bet on him being our next manager?

Gutted for SA, nobody deserves to go out on home soil. So we've got Uruguay if we advance... They'll be tough to beat but could be worse I suppose.

That Tshabalala looks like a canny player like... Currently plays for Kaiser Chiefs. ...would he be unrealistic for us too?

oh well, at least hope Mexico turn over Uruguay so we can have a chance at revenge.

Chile v. Spain should be interesting with the Spaniards potentially needing a win. Of course, you could leave this lot with an open goal for three full days and they probably wouldn't score more than one.

The finishing in this match is just OMFGLOLWTF I think I hate both of these teams now.

Bitter I only hold grudges for 12 years at a time. Holland and Mexico just got amnesty this year.

Never mind actually, I just remembered that this is Switzerland they're playing against. No sympathy for the yodeling cunts.

Chile are pretty to watch but they can't finish to save their lives. Hard to be a fan considering that they won this off a dodgy red card and a dodgy goal.

This is just about the worst ref I've ever seen. Handing out cards like party favors and he's still lost control of the match.

Switzerland are the European North Korea. And that ref is just crazy.

WTF, I just realized: why are there no Vuvuzelas in this match?

Blaise Nkufo is 35? What's he been doing for the past 15 years?

Jesus Christ, I seriously fear for the lives of these players now. I'm not even joking when I say "the Dear Leader will not be happy."