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Greece are going to somehow beat Argentina and fuck me over aren't they?

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/10870/original/Sparta_001.jpg That's it boys, that's it

wtf? Eneyama is a genuinely brilliant keeper isn't he

Greece Nigeria

http://nanospartan.com/sparta.jpg Come on lads lets do this

Commentators celebrating it like one of ours Seriously, we were burned badly by Germany 2006, we do not want a repeat.

You never, ever want to go into the last match of a group stage needing a win to advance. That's just a terrible situation. Anyway, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Samaras If they weren't slowly sapping away our chances of qualifying here this would actually be f***ing hillarious.

9? You drinking? Get it down to four and hope for set pieces. Actually, leave them alone with an open goal for 90 minutes and they'll probably manage one. Just barely. Just confirmed it with that terrible finish

It's not as if Greece is capable of scoring against 10 men. Get them down to 9 and I'll think about it.

YES! REEEEEEEEED CARD! ...God I've been sounding like a completel idiot for the past hour

All of Europe should hang their heads in collective shame for allowing this lot to qualify. Seriously

Fuck. Nigeria are going to win this. We're not going to progress. Japan will fluke a win against the Danes and make the second round. I will kill myself. :frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic:

You can't show what you don't have man. The Greeks wouldn't be able to attack their way out of a paper bag.

We're better, but if we need to win, I think a lot of the less inexperienced players in our side will bottle it. The echoes of the Switzerland match in 2006 will just be too strong. I think we're fucked unless a minor miracle happens and Greece score here.

Fucking useless Greeks. This is worse than us losing to Argentina. There is no way we'll be able to cope with the pressure of going into a straight shootout with the Nigerians without the ability to go up with a draw.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO NO NO

I literally cannot imagine Greece scoring. The image does not form in my head.

COME ON GREECE! This was always going to be the important match tonight, if Greece can take points of Nigeria we go into that final round shootout only needing a draw to advance. That's such a huge psychological advantage.

Where was Cha Du Ri? Oh come now, how many goals do you think we'd have conceded with him in the defensive line. Bum Suck is a good, balanced RB and he should play when we're against better opposition. Cha Du Ri is for when we need to go for the nuclear option against talentless fuckers like Greece. Is it culturally insensitive to piss myself here? Am I allowed, oldtype? You're encouraged, actually. There's a reason I deliberately spell it like that

Where was Cha Du Ri? Oh come now, how many goals do you think we'd have conceded with him in the defensive line. Bum Suck is a good, balanced RB and he should play when we're against better opposition. Cha Du Ri is for when we need to go for the nuclear option against talentless fuckers like Greece.

Oh well, we Weren't bad. They were better. I blame genetics for allowing messi, higuain, tevez, and aguero to all be born within 5 years of each other.

Frustrating that we've conceded two stupid goals from set pieces, but we couldn't have scripted the timing for our first better and hopefully that'll wake us up so we have a match here. Fuck though it's going to be so easy to just randomly concede one to messi tevez or higuain. More than anything else I just find it frustrating that they're so much better than we are to begin with.

Ah heck, I hope we don't get slaughtered today. It was always going to come down to a straight shootout between us and Nigeria so I'm not so bothered about losing, but please let's not kill all the morale in the camp. Messi is due a "legendary" match sooner or later and I have a really, really bad feeling that it's going to be us. In other news, unless I'm mistaken North Korea's loss against Brazil was the ONLY match out of 17 so far to have both sides scoring with 3 or more goals scored total. Crazy really, all the fixtures seem to be going 1-0 or 1-1 with the occasional 3-0, 4-0 slaughter. No exciting, close matches at all.

I've got a £100 bet with one of my close mates that an Asian team wins the World Cup before an African team does I think you're Both going to die of old age before you collect