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Not a bad idea considering our level of desparation

Commentator just reminded me that Drogba broke his arm just three weeks ago. That's actually kind of ridiculous.

Commies are pushing up, if the Portugal match is any indication this is a prelude to lots of goals.

Cote D'Ivoire have 92% posession

God Drogba's first touch and shots are so beautiful. They almost make me want to sometimes.

2-0 Okay, this might actually happen

They need a goal every ten minutes, so they've got a full three minutes to put the next one in

you know what would really suck? Drogba actually putting ten in... ...And then Portugal and Brazil drawing 0-0

OK, option two then I guess

Nope

I'm torn. Don't know if I want nK to give a good showing in their final match, or if I want Drogba to score 9 goals and send Ivory Coast into the second round for epic legend-ness

You South Koreans are East Asian Makems. Nah, we're clearly the "bigger club" Sunderland think that too. Not that I'm claiming to know about the rivalry between Japan and South Korea, but every Jap I talk to here just says 'I couldn't give a f*** about them mate.' or words to that affect. That's honestly an actual quote too. They lie. I assume that's why 18% of their country was watching Korea v. Greece? They can pretend to not care all they want. We're not ashamed to admit that we'd like to see them lose every match 10-0 for the next century.

You South Koreans are East Asian Makems. Nah, we're clearly the "bigger club"

Surely already far beyond our reach. Here's the thing: were not going to sign any players who were impressive at the world cup. We've got neither the funds nor the clout to do that.

As of yesterday, Paraguay. Do I make Ronaldo sick too?

Denmark f*** I feel tense now. Was willing to accept whatever happened against Uruguay since we've made the second round and anything beyond that is a bonus, but it's a rule of nature that we're not allowed to finish lower than the Japanese at a world cup so this raises the stakes again. Clearly we need to just both make the semi-finals so we can settle this directly Korea and Japan in a World Cup semis. That would just about break the universe.

I wanted to cheer for them so badly, but they are a horrible, horrible team to watch. They literally have no flair, at all. Sam Allardyce has just made a 10m bid for their entire squad.

fyp

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/Under19/77/98/67/779867_w2.jpg http://roffhop.cdn1.cafe24.com/movie/2008/tears.gif Alright, the Slovaks have done their part. Now let's see some Japanese tears.

Don't cry Quaggy

It's kind of amazing how New Zealand has managed three draws at the World Cup

Figures, I choose to watch Kiwis v. Paraguay and the other match is a cracker!

gogo Slovakia

I'm tuning into Paraguay v. New Zealand instead. Would rather see the Kiwis potentially build a miracle rather than Italia be mediocre and somehow advance.

I actually love "USA! USA!" It's so endearingly... American