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Moving to the left side of the midfield with Di Maria losing his place in the side for the Korea match apparently. Burdisso shoehorned into right-back. Come on Diego, why can't you make ridiculous tactical choices against us too.

Apparently nK have been hijacking our feed to show the matches so far (just cropping the screen so our broadcaster's logo won't show ) You really don't need to worry about broadcasting rights when you're a rogue state to begin with

Ah well, Italy/Paraguay is certainly not worth a night's sleep. Off to bed. Van Persie and co. Better have their shooting boots on for the weekend, that's all I'm saying.

What I've learned today is that if Korea losing is a 10 on the sadness scale, Japan getting a win at the World Cup is a very solid 4.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Come on Cameroon, four minutes to restore order to the universe

Excellent. I was looking forward to some crying Japanese but not in this way

Le Guen quite visibly panicking

OFF THE FUCKING POST :frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic::frantic:

Japan five minutes away from their first away win ever. Argh.

I swear if I see one more overhit ball

GEZZA FREEKICK! GOGOGO

Geremi, now there's an impact sub.

Why was Emana not on from the beginning + It probably doesn't matter because he's playing like he's never seen these people on his team before.

The African teams are just terrible this year aren't they.

Well, at least the Japanese goalkeeper had the common decency to punch Tulio in the face

Fucking useless Choupo-Moting

Who is this Choupo-Moting person and what is his excuse for being useless

Do something useful you yellow-shirted cunts

WTF Cameroon you f'ing idiots

Cha Bum-Keun commentating: to be honest, this is the worst match of the tournament so far. Funny how we just keep hitting new lows every match

Not erractic enough. Japan's usual No.1 not playing either. Odd.

Nagatomo, their left back, is the hardest working player I've ever seen. He's also tiny though.

Our broadcaster over here normally has a brief blurb with subtitles for all the national anthems. "mistakenly" omitted it for the Japanese one

Our commentators are hilarious. They keep going on about how they hope other Asian teams do well, but it's so evident in their tone of voice what they really think