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Ameobi for manager. At least it gets him off the pitch.

roeder as DOF to do the scouting? Gullit available as well.

And we'd be in the championship after being docked points for going into Administartion and Allardyce would still be there. Nah, he'd have left when we got relegated and probably go in to punditry where he constantly mentions how the "situation at Newcastle isn't his fault."

hate the way she talks never found her all that attractive. There's just something odd about her... glad to talk about anything other than Keegan for the first time in about six hours.

It's smart for Setanta to just randomly issue a denial of the story now when there's no official word from the club. If the story's false, they win brownie points with NUFC points and get to pull one over Sky. If the story's true, nobody will give a shit about what Setanta said. Nothing to lose by just randomly denying it.

This time, we deserve it.

Whoever was the driving force of this departure needs to be made to pay. If it's Ashley sacking him, fuck you. NUFC is not getting a penny of my money untill you're gone. If Keegan walked... Shame on you man... I trusted you, I trusted you with everything.

The media would not be able to be so blatantly saying he's gone unless there was substance to the story. "Thinking about going," "showdown talks," those are easy claims to make. You don't make a claim of an actual sacking, and devote major air time to it, unless you can back it up. So yeah, call me a mong but I'm in complete and utter despair.

I literally want to walk out of the house and just die. WTF have we done to deserve this shit. Need another drink.

Certainly what I've heard. Thanks for destroying all hope for me. I need a fucking drink.

I was sure it would be that Rick Rolled thing again. At least I don't have to ctrl+alt+del my browser for this.

Okay I guess that sounds slightly better than "Keegan gone!"

Servers barely survived yesterday, God knows what's going to happen to them now...

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Seriously I'm off of football if he's really leaving. Watching, playing, following, whatever. Every time I see a round ball I'd probably convulse in pain because I was reminded of this shit.

Keegan needs to make a public appearance now and quell the rumors. Hold a press conference and show of support with Ashley and give the press a proper bollocking I say.

How does that work then, it would pay out if anyone else leaves their job first? Yup I don't get Lay bets. Why is the payoff for a Lay bet on Keegan so low?

The club will go into total meltdown. Ashley will fall out with the fans, the fans will immediately be on the back of any new manager, God knows what the players would feel like. I think if he is going, a spanish manager is on his way Vertre will probably pick up some talented young Spanish Manager he's mates with. Still, I don't think any manager could pacify the fans if Keegan walks. Even some sort of "Guus Hiddink with Alan Shearer as ass man" dream ticket wouldn't make me happy if Keegan left right now. ....Okay, maybe that one would work.

The club will go into total meltdown. Ashley will fall out with the fans, the fans will immediately be on the back of any new manager, God knows what the players would feel like.

Don't even think it.

Gone from 1.73->1.64->1.55 just in the last five minutes. Okay rationality button firmly off, I'm fucking panicking

The betting looks... Horrible. ARGH. I absolutely did not need even more stress today. In what way does the betting look horrible? Has his priced shortened? I thought that there hadn't been much money for him to 'walk'? Eloborate please chap....can't access Betfair and the like from work..... Betfair: 1.64 on Keegan first to leave. SkyBet: WTF they just opened a bet on "next permanent Newcastle manager." Okay I think I"m going to go die now.

The betting looks... Horrible. ARGH. I absolutely did not need even more stress today. The even more frightening thing is not only are the odds stunningly low, they seem to be dropping even lower. Rapidly.

The betting looks... Horrible. ARGH. I absolutely did not need even more stress today.

Jesus Christ, why don't I just shoot myself now and end the misery

I have three words for you. Not Big Sam