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duff and milner havent created much either and theyve had the added benefit of not playing in defence Milner's been contributing quite a bit, Duff is just a better player than N'Zogbia as far as I can tell.

Ferguson just denies 1000000 people extra fantasy points by taking of Ronaldo.

Sir are you mental? Taylor was in position to sort it out and got bullied by that pansy Ronaldo. Taylor is bloody wretched. End of. did you not see that rubbish "clearence" by faye? both at fault, clearly. It's just that Taylor's mistake was funnier.

Would be nice if carroll could nick a consolation goal for us

Harper?

oh well, maybe next week. Would be nice if we got a win before Liverpool gets to slaughter us again. Torres probably rubbing his hands right now. "I want a hat trick too!"

well hi Ronaldo, here's a hat trick for you.

oh well, Howay Villa. If Reading keep flying headfirst into the shit pile for us, we can keep losing everything and we won't really have to care.

honestly I would consider dropping him and just playing Duff and Milner on the wings with Enrique at LB. like I've said several times already, he's flashy and nice to look at, but he hasn't really created anything after the first three games of the season.

Keegan needs to stop playing a left midfielder at left back just because he can't choose two out of three wingers. Nicky Butt is absolutely done as a footballer. I appreciate that Keegan got 110% out of these players (at least before conceding the second,) but he's going to have to answer for his team selection.

alright, I'm gonna go get my handgun now. See you in the afterlife.

You honestly think we're playing well? I think we're just finding ourselves in decent positions, and completely cocking up. Yeah I do, like I said, everyone just about playing to the best of their abilities. Can't help it that Man Utd is just 32908420394 times better to begin with.

still playing well... Honestly could just as easily be us with the lead here. Hope we don't do the second half collapse again

everybody's actually playing to the best of their abilities today, it's just that them on a bad day>>>>>us at our best. hope we get a goal from somewhere.

please.

oh God, I'm almost so horrified I can't watch. How are we going to get anything out of this?

I refuse to say what I think about him 5 minute sbefore kickoff. I'll reserve that for the post match thread

jesus, what exactly has Enrique done wrong to be treated like this by two successive managers. Did he shag Ashley's dog or something?

Fucking hell, walking again would be an achievment after that, never mind playing. I feel really sorry for the bloke, looked like he was going to have an amazing career. Heck, this sort of injury, I'd still be sorry if it happened to Christiano. It's just that horrific.

alright alright fine, we can all just have a laugh. Can we just move on now?

Bad news, that falls under the category of 'game we should win against s*** team on a horrific run'. Guaranteed failure. Who knows, with some bad luck that could even be the day we go into the dropzone. I feel your pain Kager. My two home games so far have been Man City(06/07) and Liverpool(07/08). I've yet to see us scoring at SJP.

No need, as its already being worn by 'actual' s*** most of the time.

It's a sad day when people feel the need to make the same snide comment over and over again, thinking themselves clever to make it, despite the fact that I've said numerous times that this is not a justification of any sort. You know, I actually kind of regret posting this now. It didn't change anybody's mind and it's obviously had more of a divisive effect than anything.

well if you lived anywhere near newcastle you'd know. Every single conversation we have from now on is going to have to be about that, isn't it?

alright I'm lost. What is that?