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Well fuck it let's just win the whole thing then.

We're not going to have this sort of emotional experience once we get used to winning games in the Champions League. This is a once in a lifetime sort of feeling. Let's enjoy it. Cheers.

Best goal by a Newcastle defender since Albert.

Stunning how utterly irrelevant Mbappe has been tonight.

We have officially entered squeaky-bum time.

Joke's on us because it's actually going to be Dummett.

Shush you, I have to find something to grumble about.

Eddie, you have subs, and in a game where we're beating the shit out of the opposition by running our balls off, you are most definitely allowed to use them.

Okay time to calm the fuck down

No VAR?

Had to jinx it

Seriously want eight now. Not even joking.

Is Shola here? Can we find him a shirt that fits?

Champions League goalscorer Sean Longstaff

What a legendary night this could turn out to be in 45 minutes. Champions League football back at St James'! Beating PSG! Dan Burn scored! Lascelles with Mbappe in his back pocket!

Would be hilarious if we signed him and Howe decides to bring him off the bench for twenty games while he acclimates to the Premier League.

Was worried that we wouldn’t get to see Mbappe play and my fears have come true.

We want eight

Ladies and gentlemen, Champions League goalscorer Daniel Burn.

That’s a goal

Jesus Christ those saves

We... we do good set pieces now?

Going to be 70 minutes of pure torture trying to not concede now.

Never want to hear anyone saying that Miggy isn't good enough for us again

Hahahahaha