Mike

I don't think any of the swimmers in that batch were gonna build a space elevator.

Go to 1:18 and you can see Pardew realize he's not the biggest cunt in the room and the novelty has absolutely made his day. He breaks the fourth wall and everything I'm fucking dead.

Fucking hell what'd the couch do to deserve that.

Get him fucking telt. Friday Night Dinner for fucks sake.

What the fuck did you just say?

He needs his ass beat.

Let him rot. Let him rot. Let him fucking ROT.

There's no reason to say it other than to continue tapping up via client journalists and to disrespect both a fellow manager and a rival club.

I am going to shoot glue when this bald fraud is found out.

As has been said 1000x already I don't care if I ever see this cunt in our shirt again, but I cannot stomach the idea of his antics and the antics of Liverpool and their client journalists being rewarded after how egregiously they acted in tandem to derail both our season and our window. That kind of shit cannot be forgiven and we'd be mugs to strengthen a direct rival. Fuck him off back to Spain since he likes training there, or talk to PSG about a deal in January. To me this is a pivotal point in the story of both this new ownership and of the manager, who has undeservedly been disrespected for weeks now by a player that owes the entirety of his elevated profile to his mentorship and tactical nous. I'm entirely genuine about preferring to be docked points than to capitulate. Let's have a conversation about tapping up, agent power, the irrelevance of contracts and the uneven field that is PSR all at once. Driving him to Liverpool encourages all of those stains on the game to continue unabated.

After he leaves. If he leaves. I'm currently spinning the let him rot at home flag.

If it is, I was unaware. But I can see that now. Fair enough.

The only thing this window is missing is me laughing my tits off while SSN do that stupid Big Ben bullshit.

Sign an experienced forward, wall Alex up underneath the stadium and this is a 10/10 window.

This shit is why we need to lay a fucking marker down. Fuck what they want and kick the door in.

Geet geordie wor Toni.

I'm on the Rammstein so this has to get sorted. Ban all planes from Germany. Engage operation Churchill for one last night.

Oh Baldwards, I was a fool to respect you.

I am madly in love with Alice.

Took SSN 1:40 seconds to say Liverpool in their Woltemade video

This. Rather be docked points.

Local lad intro and its Toni Kroos hollering at him in German.

Would he fuck. Wouldn't snake a drain the workshy tools downing cocksucker. Doesn't have the bottle for real work. Red cunt.

God I'd love to sell that Swedish cunt to those strudel nonces.

He could have played for Bayern but he said nein scheiß drauf