Mike

God damn so this is what getting old feels like.

Swear reputations used to matter.

Am I 26 hours away from a smug pic of him sipping red wine in his den?

Invitation for agents to simply tell players that if they're not happy at Newcastle just go on strike.

That position is so fucking stupid I'm just going to assume it's a ploy to get them to spend the day negotiating with us instead of signing Guehi.

They're playing a blinder if they can just wait the price down while their journalists gaslight our absentee backroom to believe our royal flush is fucking one pair of 2's.

If we're this fucking stupid then we deserve all the hardship we've coming our way this season.

Hasn't been tweeting about his hols so I assume he's been burrowed into the walls for at least a fortnight.

Giggling his tits off in his tent outside the ground the bald prick.

They can't buy a goal and we're in the shit, so naturally we lowered the price of our generational forward.

Disgrace.

Even the Gnocchi nonce (Gnonce?) didn't have a bead on Woltenmade so if we're doing owt I imagine we're using our army of ninja to do it.

Then we need to launder it Chelsea style until it is. However we set it up it has to be on our terms.

Fuck him, he's a leg that can put the ball in the bag. Fuck him as a human, fuck his feelings. Put the ball in the fucking net, do your dumb guns and get back into position cunt.

I see the merit of the blah blah business bullshit too but if it's not on our terms then it can fuck off. This isn't on our terms, we've been a passenger the entire from the start and making him stay, crawl back or rot is us grabbing the wheel. Reputations matter more than revenue in the long run. The money is already there.

This feels like a massive moment in this new chapter of the club's history.

I just don't think the move happens in a vacuum, though. I don't want us to establish ourselves as a selling club on the day before we establish ourselves as a genuine entity in this league. Not a stepping stone. Not someone that can be pushed around.

Eddie says he can rejoin the squad, then he rejoins. I won't forget or forgive, but he's a superb resource.

They set that Malen money on fire.

What in the FUCK?

Yep.

It's antithetical to genuine competition, it's as unfit for purpose as any system I've ever seen.

It was the plan before you decided to be as bad as us.

It's sick what's happening to Villa, like.