Mike

Feel like less of a piece of shit now.

Who was that in the Lazio jacket?

In danger of liking O'nien. That kid owner has nothing behind his eyes. At all. Wish my dad was a billionaire. Skint cunt.

Nee clue how I got in here.

Fuck off ref!

Sickening that they've turned the corner the insufferable fucking pack of twats.

Diving fucking TWAT.

Absolutely sexual in slow motion.

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNO

Fucking hell close.

Can just see it, a blue for dissent in the 88th minute up 2-1 to Liverpool, and oh what's that. Ten minutes ET. Cool cool.

I feel like they never break out the lip readers or this level of investigation when someone does a racism.

52 for a round trip? I'm poisoned by NY prices but if that round I don't hate it?

How far is Blackburn?

Tip: Defend Wood.

He wasn't serious, surely?

El Cuntico?

Eating steak tonight.

Been watching Rocky, I reckon.

Cunt's voice cracked like he was at a school dance.

There goes the full stadium protesting another win.

Cannot wait for the Emerson "You live in a mansion" edit.

Is there a Puskas for misses?