Mike

Van Dijk is such a diving twat.

Its the famous atmosphere known all over the world can't you hear it? Please buy this half and half scarf and tag #LIVARS in your posts.

No way.

Have no idea why I even bother with football when these are the marquee matchups.

He's not like that, he's a good lad who can't stay at a club for more than a year.

I'm desperate for the day when he's found out.

Drink every time they mention Isak.

Why would we send him there with no fee agreed, so he can play and succeed with our rivals while we play like we did yesterday?

Asteroid ole ole ole Asteroid ole ole ole

Paul Mitchell (Looks good bald)

150 is a bargain and the client journalists have been working tirelessly to convince us it's unreasonable. 150 is the labor day sale price. It should be 225 after all this tapping up and bullshit from the media him and his agent. 250 even. Fuck you money. 130 is laughable and we're locking in our position of Brighton in a Gucci belt if we take it.

Ideally he has a stormer and they lose 3-2, they invest in Guehi. The window closes and everyone pulls their hamstrings.

I loved him so much, man. I adored him.

That headshot photographer was in the form of his life that day.

Dear Liverpool please come fuck my wife. Fuck your mothers.

If the wor flags displays before his flounce didn't stay his hand calling that fucking cunt a cunt (ole ole ole) isn't going to do a thing. The fans pay his wages he can chew the corn in my turds the prick.

If our reaction to today is to lower the price and sell our best forward then there's no saving us.

Personally I'm absolutely flabbergasted to learn that Troy Deeney is an inconsistent witless gobshite.

That was abhorrent.

Play this game before they take me to the electric chair and I'll hop in the fucker in a wet jumpsuit.

Why is this?

Osula gotta work out.

Every cunting set piece hits the first man.

100 percent scoring.

Gutted for Sven, man.