Mike

Is this stupid? This feels like it could have been an email.

Why's he here, then. Fuck off the stage.

God imagine how much better the world would be if you just shoved a single zombie into that room.

Can't wait to pirate and immediately delete all of Zlatan's tubi level films.

Has Zlatan ever won a fucking thing, btw?

Surprised the dipshit didn't release a statement lamenting that he couldn't go to the draw.

Aye just a bit of Dark Souls while the top six play Kirby's Adventure.

@Rich Add Mark My Words to the execution filter.

Starting to get worried, like.

Tick tock, cocksucker.

Have we considered bidding 55,555,555?

Man United didn't sign any midfielders because we didn't need any midfielders.

Get this Ivan Drago looking cunt signed.

Just book stays near Anfield now lads.

Nah he's a proper Man U fan. It's what makes him such a cunt.

Cunt looked like Hitler at the Olympics.

Turn your phone off gaffer.

Cunha Mbuemo and Sesko all dogshite theneet.

Man U should have let the Lino take a pen.

I'm so happy.

Grimsby are a team to watch

Howay Grimsby

We fucking should.