Mike

Dogshit without Salah. Hope he fucks off.

Been ages since I've seen those bleached seats.

Someone explain the Hall loan to me, please.

Should have been more specific. Got four subs.

Feel like we'd be sat here with a trophy if Dubs wasn't cup tied last year.

What the fuck was that defending.

Dogshit ref.

Damn that was in.

Nice to see Cunt Gordon for a bit.

Fucking Bruno.

We're Real Madrid when Jill is engaged in domestic tasks.

Save is unreal in slo mo.

I was genuinely already furious.

Ian Darke on roofies?

AHHHHHHHHHHAHHAAHAHA

This motherfucker.

It's weird. When they had players that were happy to be there they were ferocious. All of these kids by and large have potential and are on display, so there's no edge to them. This isn't the Sunderland I remember.

Recovery pace and eye to shepherd that Miggy chance out was impressive, tbf. Cunts have a player there.

Love Joe, like.

I genuinely would have died if he scored that casual shit.

Ballard is decent tbf.

Who told Burn he's Ronaldinho.

Proper despise that noncestache cunt on Gordon.

OG has tremendous form in this fixture. Good to see him back.