Mike

We don't even do that shit man. We break big news and fuck off. ESPN may bleat about it but nee fucker watches ESPN. None of the reporters tweeting incessantly are even American. This ain't us. The Isak bid has gotten more tweets than the Luka trade.

If we had a draft we'd have parity. You let a bunch of rich people infest your game and the powers that be did nowt about it because they infested the right teams or the investors were from the right countries. You didn't nip it in the bud and so now you've got an oligarchy They weren't American until recently. You've been doing this rich clubs do what they want shit for 50 years. No one knew what the fuck a Liverpool was in America 50 years ago. Damned if we're carrying the bag here lol.

No no no don't you blame us for this shit we don't have half this bullshit in our leagues this is all you buckaroo.

Player ONLY wants Arsenal Manchester United Newcastle Manchester United Newcastle

They want a piece of that hypothetical Liverpool money.

I'm too old to want to fight someone this much.

Clearly don't need the money to strengthen the team. Fuck him off to the reserves until he comes to Eddie cap in hand.

So if we continue to try and improve the team, they're going to continue to try and disrupt squad harmony, and that's ok?

Give Wissa 14 as well.

Well someone competent is involved. Can they stay for a month?

Aye, he's earned the bews until he scores vs the Scouse and fornicates with the badge.

How long is Yasir in town. Can he stay a month?

Well clearly we don't pay him. A properly motivated autistic person could make the mafia tree of bungs and whatnot in footy in a week.

Still wouldn't sell, makes us look weak after the emphatic fuck off. Keep both and sell Isak abroad after a casual year of abuse from the stands.

Ideally this is us future proofing ourselves against that cunts move next season.

Isak's agent should just save time and make a fucking twitter.

Aye friendly fire, lads. Is Anfield Agenda the one that looks like if Baron Harkonnen was even more of a cunt, the bald translucent prick?

But I was told the player only wants Liverpool?????

I left my ribs open for this so I can't complain.

I couldn't have picked a worse time to post.

Gimme gimme gimme an apology you swedish cunt

Absolute bombs, man. She had massive Isak's Agents.

110 million with no add ons after all that get in the fucking sea you scouse red sox big papi fucking twats. Fuck Boston.

Good.