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Mike

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  1. Here we go! Fabrizio Romano blows dogs. He only wanted the red rocket.
  2. They signed him the monday after the league cup, tbh. All of those signings were used as a contrast to our own dog shit business.
  3. I couldn't give a fuck what happens to Isak or his career or his mood of his opinion of the club. He's dead to me. I'm worried about exactly that. Tonali is our best player. (Was before Isak fucked off, tbh) This is going to happen again.
  4. Draw a cock on it as well. Keep Isak, and then unfurl a tifo that's just The Reply of Zaporozhian Cossacks with Eddie and Tindall at the table.
  5. I will be incredibly disappointed if we give in to what's happened this month. First of all, we don't know how to spend money so the money is irrelevant. Second, it's going to happen again. And again. It's time to Cask of Amontillado Alexander Isak.
  6. We should happily completely derail his prime as a lesson. Like, capitulation here sets a precedent.
  7. Alternate proposal: Eat the peanuts out my shit.
  8. Oh we definitely will. We're the feeder club.
  9. I see Forest don't play that shit.
  10. The joy of my old age will be when all of this shit is ours and all the online twats and bots have been reconfigured to support Newcastle and everyone hates football because money has ruined the game but oh wait Newcastle won again.
  11. We're in absolute turmoil off pitch but the core is still there. Just need to get through this trip and submit some more derisory bids for a month.
  12. That's unbelievable. Arsenal should move to fucking Singapore and be invincible again. How biased has this been man.
  13. If there was a lass on the pitch I'd know how this ends with Johnny coming on.
  14. I'm pretty sure we keep him in a nutrient vat between matches.
  15. Are they genuinely just working on their soft fanny fitness?
  16. It'll go away as soon as refs stop rewarding it. It's crazy going back and watching a match from the 2000's, Rooney never would have made it now.
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