Mike

Oh for fuck's sake. Why do we only have one list of fucking names.

tbf to Sesko he's probably watching the Isak situation and figuring out which team he'd rather come off the bench for.

Starting to think strikers aren't actually rare in this generation, they all just have absolute fucking cocksuckers for agents.

They're obviously colluding with the say so of the PL, but that's not us being crazy, that's us having eyes.

The catastrophizing is all Ashley, we actually get mad about the cartel shit, which is a good sign.

I will ask again if it is possible for an entire fanbase to get therapy together. Ashley did a fucking number on us, man.

Me right now.

Diving like that in a friendly. See what these cunts been practicing.

Have....have Man U even bid?

Atta boy.

Did you cave his fucking face in?

This is massively revisionist fucking history. He was on tiktok live talking about Isak as well iirc.

Shit on his porch all the same.

Keep the rat, see how Sesko does, flog asshole to PSG next year.

Nothing bad to say about Cal, gave us everything he had. Wish him luck.

There's either an attempt at a bidding war, or negotiations are ongoing. Depends which tweet you read last.

Thank fuck.

Right. Gestapo. Shit. Fucking flag. It's a reflex.

Literally nothing. Has been ganning on for weeks. Except that two week period where we waiting for Liverpool to finish waiting for us to let them bid.

Well you were wrong. Capitalism and greed are killing the league. That's not exclusively American. None of us were involved when you rebranded to the EPL back in the 90's afaik.

There's Shams, and then like...Centel talking shit. Like two NFL guys and probably a hockey guy but he's also probably Canadian. I have no idea who breaks baseball news. There's like eight guys reporting on the other seven cocksuckers tweets about this one transfer the fucking parasites. None of them are Yanks.

Stop making me wave the flag we have a gestapo ffs.

No you aren't. This is all you, motherfuckers. Don't mention us.