Mike

Korean lad has me dead.

Screaming at the Korean lad and the ongoing player of the season argument.

I cannot believe this isn't me.

Just been posting them. They seem to embed themself.

Gonna start in on an effigy tomorrow.

I understand cults now.

One.

Fair play to @Jill for washing presumably hundreds of dishes.

Gonna draw Real Madrid.

Piss taking Geordie cunts.

Tino is a stud.

If that had gone in i would have shit on the floor.

Fucking stupid fucking employment. Was in a call when he scored. Didn't even get to run around the house.

Diving floppy cunt.

I'm absolutely terrified.

Shakas face at HT.

See you there.

This team sheet is dogshit. Let's not get it twisted.

LOLOLOOL

Go wash more dishes howay.

Fucking hell Tino.