Mike

I can't believe he wasn'the lad selling German helmets at Tynemouth market.

Realistically, could we not just start rumors here via thread? Like we're waiting for deals when we could just make the first bid as a board.

Show that picture to my coffin and it'll shake a little. It's been funny for at least ten years now.

Fuck Newcastle, can he catch?

I've definitely done the math wrong on his likely 40 yard dash speed, right?

I desperately need this to be real

Gonna be some shit when Joelinton starts doing those Elanga workouts.

He went from too good for us to being surplus and thats a good indication of our progress as a club. Will always consider him one of us as he transitions into what is looking like a lucrative media career.

Hearing Howe didn't take milk in his tea but waiting for Edward's to tweet it before I react.

Yeah there's a modicum of Ashley PTSD at play here.

Isak in the 9 shirt man.

Nah I'm straddling the line between both sides. I see your logic but at the same time I'm worried we're wasting our window of competitiveness being cagey and trying to earn good boy points while Chelsea and City take the piss. I desperately just need some signings to take the edge off.

Saving a wank for this.

As long as he doesn't interfere with Osula's development I don't hate it. 60 matches next season we need bodies.

I've never been so sick of someone.

I know we're burning dictionaries but if you can get one and look up goober...

I leave it entirely up to you to go on twitter and see what Lalas looks like.

Bump because fuck you. Fucking hell.

They're gonna dive and jammy their way to sixth imo.

We are in what is commonly referred to as a long marriage with each other here on the forum. Go to the chat section and you'll see the best of us (relative to football. We are still terrible.) I'm a native Geordie, I know. I left the Toon ages ago though, like.

This is the season where we break him. Glassing him in December will be a mercy.

Told you they were Everton now.

America: Making the World better except when we really really fucking aren't.