Mike

Is Jobe good enough for the entire pregame to be about him vs Jude?

Fuck I hate Chelsea.

Badge is immense, take a fucking bow.

I have been described similarly.

Something is happening

Chelsea are like Tetsuo at the end of Akira. This joke is for three people.

You're very welcome Michael.

I see you and appreciate your dedication to your craft.

It should be taken incredibly seriously.

New title is ominous.

The wages and you don't even really have to play. Just sit in London making nearly a million pounds a month.

Entering his prime and he costs .6 Guehi's?

This motherfucker looks monstrous. He looks a bit like if Burn and Schar fused. 23 as well. So the best of our starting defenders and partnered with Botman for the next half decade or so?

I mean he's pacy, good with the ball, can pick out a pass, actively looks for the pass, can contribute on set pieces and he's 22 or 23. Looks like he can play both wings as well, so there's a bit of versatility there although we'd be right back at our "Who the fuck is on the right" conundrum aside from Murph.

I just assumed Bruce was run out of town Frankenstein style ages ago. Surely he's not doing well there.

Petition to ban @Flip

Ohhh you motherfucker

Now I'm worried that we were interested.

We're gonna get our dicks ripped off in the World Cup.

Fucking hell man.

You gotta be fucking SHITTING me.

Is there anyone at Lyon that would be worth a go?