Mike

Thank you for this perspective. We're not having a good window but man, goddamn.

He did a few at once. He was doing other jokes while he did those.

It's a brilliant move tbh. The media should see it as the competitive imbalance that it is, and the conversation should be about how one club (the richest club in the world) has to fight with one hand tied behind its back but they'll just run with numbers and "Newcastlol".

@Hanshithispantz editing oldtype to be Hitler is still my number 1.

This is where I'd casually open the live editor and make his potential 110.

Fucking grass.

Never seen @Rich mess up a thread title. Games well and truly gone.

Take the day off, NUFC admin. I got you.

Saved us from @OpenC trading the club in for a Rugby team for a month.

So I'm going to assume he's world class now that he's there instead of it being an insane overpay when he was coming here? Is that the talking point online now?

We haven't had a transfer bath since we threw out the bins. Coincidence?

Well now I'm interested.

It'd take us seven weeks to sign Saka's dad on a free.

The bump was *after* you thought we were signing Saka?

Honestly slightly hyperbolic but my impression now is that Mitchell did such a bad job that he might as well have been an agent for the big six. Have I cracked? I feel like I may have crossed the sanity Rubicon.

Aye, booking a trip to Turkey after the window shuts.

That's fucking wild.

Add ons plus wages but I'm glad they didn't let facts get in the way of a headline.

If we could have hair like that we all would don't you bullshit me.

So I'm not to get on a plane and fight his agent? Sake. I'm at the airport ffs.

Neesy not including the year, I see you motherfucker.

Old enough to remember this is still @AyeDubbleYoo.

Good stuff.

It was honestly a refreshing throwback to a version of the internet that's gone forever.