Mike

It's only pre season, but I'm falling off the Milner bandwagon. His crosses never improve. And I would like to modify my Alan Smith prediction to 3 goals and 2 red cards. Still a fantastic return given his ability.

Smith off * on.

Was that Smith that hit the deck trying to control the ball?

Who is he aiming for?

Did Edgar cross better than Milner there?

Where the fuck is Smith?!

Cacapa in midfield!? Jesus Christ.

Wow, that's really going to be there for the entire match.

The Geordies Continue their pre-season European tour as they take on hosts Real Mallorca at the ONO Estadi in the latest round of the Mallorca Summer Cup. Just in case no one knew.

Smith up front? The hell am I doing watching this.

Show Madrid footage of Smith in the 7-1 Roma match and they'll take him. Hell, we did.

I just don't understand why Milner's crossing doesn't seem to improve as time goes by.

You just know Spurs were waiting to see what an acceptable bid looked like.

Jesus Christ.

Further inhibited by the loss of Shola Ameobi?

I watch him play, and I make an angry face, but the only thing that comes out is laughter.

We're really playing a 4-5-1 with Smith upfront, aren't we?

Get subbed? We really can't score on these guys?

I've never seen him beat anyone with that stepover. Holy shit.

I'm not watching anyone but him and I just can't stop laughing.

Who got stabbed?

Settle for INVOLVEMENTx3.

Never understood that either. Lots of South American clubs do that too, don't they?