Mike

I'd take Uncle Phil over Smith.

Look at this bullshit. When they were jumping on me for speaking funny, there were no Americans on the board. Now it's time to fight and everyone remembers their password.

You say this, and watch them jump on me. They say white men can't jump, that phrase doesn't apply to those from Walker. So then I should just hide somewhere high? You make Walker sound like that town from Death Wish 3.

10m?

What was it before? It was either this or an argument about the boards.

You say this, and watch them jump on me.

Not really, I was just humouring. We should all pay for a trip over for Mike and let him fend for himself around Walker, that would be canny funny. Felt good for two minutes. Thought I got it right.

Yeah, but now I know the language.

wtf? I don't know! I'm foreign!

Man, all I wanted to do was play along. Ok. I'll get this shit down. I could get a couple quid if I got on the blower to the bobbies, yeah?

'ow many pounds can aye get if aye caww the bobbies on this 'ere wankah?

First the jab, then the cross. Fuck you, tooj.

See?! This is why I just curse. What's the...outlay from the constable me old lad?

IS THAT YOU? :lol: Everyone's been wondering who it was. What's the police reward at atm?

Just because I'm good looking doesn't mean I'm gay When Wullie gets done, you just might be.

30m for Smith!

Assuming Berbatov leaves, who is playing up front? Dawson still a starter? 2 new strikers if both Keane and Berbs leave (altough i'd prefer 1 up top). Dawson wasent a starter last season unless we had injuries. We haven't been really looking at forwards, so how will Spurs find anyone? First choice defenders are injury prone, right?

Assuming Berbatov leaves, who is playing up front? Dawson still a starter?

Nah, I don't see it in Oba. Oba is docile as hell. He does the same scary black guy tricks that I do. Zoggy will fuck someone up.

Honestly, something tells me that Zoggy is the best fighter on the team.

I bet the first thing Joey does when he sees Faye in training is bend over. Will the club be selling the bar of soap that Joey desperately clenched at all times during his bid? Could make enough to buy a 14 year old Timor Leste midfielder.

Beye has that look about him. I bet he'd smash Joey. Plus Faye would have his back, and no one on the team is taking him.

Holy shit is that satire?

Club should play two friendlies a day.

OK, I'll stop.