Mike

Let Martins run free like last week and we'll tear them apart.

They're talking some high quality shit there.

I can fuck up and run like a girl with a pink scarf too. How do I get paid?

Thought Owen played well. Scuffed the header, but his passing and involvement has been good.

We're playing really well, should have had 3 or 4, but can't have any real complaints. I'd love to sneak N'zogbia out there somewhere. Can't even say anything negative about Barton, either.

Is Faye playing for two again?

Thank christ for that.

We really need a second or a long period of possession. They're getting more and more confident.

I mean

Fuck you Dave.

hits the wall.

Bullard free kick...

Jesus! Score! Please!

It's uncanny how ugly Bullard is.

Why won't it go in!!

Oh Jesus christ. When does England do Daylight Savings? You stubborn bastards made me wake up early again.

Voted Barton. 2 Aussies voted for Troisi.

When the author wasn't dying to be clever, it was tolerable. "Yes, Dad, we do sleep in the same bed when I spend the weekend at his", we spat, finally losing our patience with prodding and cryptic questions regarding our Premier League status, "and yes, I am on the bloody pill". ...what? I've read it multiple times and the meaning of that still escapes me.

Sky Sports Thoughts? Did we dodge a bullet?

Shola? If he was ginger then he would fit the bill there... I couldn't figure out who the ginger you mentioned was. Butt?

Shola?

He has to start next match, right?

Hopefully Martins has done enough to earn a start in the next match.

Still don't get that sub.

Mystified. Viduka is dead on his feet.