Mike

French Ladies got shafted on the kit side.

He's turning into a forgotten man for me, which is wild because he's a reliable finish away from being a fucking monster.

I need this more than I need air.

Maybe it's residual Pardew trauma? All we ever had were mavericks. All we could ever hope for was a bit of magic. Maybe I'm set in my ways because that's the only NUFC I've ever known.

Oh my god nah, Football died the day Benny was in the van on the way to Hull and Bruce. But ASM was cut from a similar cloth of lesser quality and his leaving the team robs it of excitement. I know he wasn't the most efficient player, or even the healthiest, but he's the type of player I watch football for.

Really down about this, tbh. I feel like we never got to see what an ASM Isak Miggy attack would look like. The ASM in the Man City game could play for any team in the fucking world.

There a youtube compilation kicking around?

How old is Mahrez? 30 million seems like a bargain.

Realizing we're the feeder team for the Saudi league is like watching Kevin Spacey lose his limp as he walks down the sidewalk.

3% margin of error.

Match threads in midseason form.

Need to sub Vukcic on. Put these Scots in their place.

Worst part of the takeover was losing Money Mike.

I'm all in on it. He's canon Pardew.

I hope you're enjoying and embracing your George W Bush watercolors era.

Pardew in.

tbf he's a fucking twat.

Howe out for denying us Brunali tbh.

He's got that instant decision making that Longstaff unfortunately lacks currently. That's going to be fucking deadly.

Fucking ball.

Fucking ball, man.

He's still named Miggy motherfucking Almiron.